Alright, So S&M...

SoonForgotten2

...for decency's sake we'll say I'm referring to sausage & mash, a great British meal. Anyway, I'm wondering how you know if sausage & mash is right for you. Are there any guys out there who, having never considered sausage & mash before, ended up seeing someone who was a big sausage & mash fan? What did you then do? Say no thanks? Give it a go? I find myself kind of terrified, yet, mmmm... hungry... at the same time.

Surely some people here have some advice...

norm

sausage and mash! hahahahahaha :D

as for your ??....it sounds like you know what goes on so the ?? is...is that your kinda thing?

me? no....females nag and yell enough as it is....don't need it during sex

Lizard

Mmmmm.......sausage.

norm

Lizard wrote:

Mmmmm.......sausage.

you go girl! :eek:

Lizard

cutback wrote:

you go girl! :eek:

it's all innocent!! i am thinking of that SNL skit with Norm!!
sausage..........

tribejammer05

Would anybody like another banger in the mouth? I'm sorry, I forgot you call bangers sausages. Would anybody like another sausage in the mouth?

SoonForgotten2

cutback wrote:

as for your ??....it sounds like you know what goes on so the ?? is...is that your kinda thing?

See, I don't think it is- at least I wouldn't have thought so, but I guess one never knows... Like I said, scared but intrigued all the same.

norm

Lizard wrote:

it's all innocent!! i am thinking of that SNL skit with Norm!!
sausage..........

i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

"banger, dad?" :D

Lizard

cutback wrote:

i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

"banger, dad?" :D

to the OP--sorry to hijack your thread but uh.....yeah--go for it!!

SAUSAGE & MASH

catch22

tglass6105 wrote:

Would anybody like another banger in the mouth? I'm sorry, I forgot you call bangers sausages. Would anybody like another sausage in the mouth?

we just call it sausages.

my2hands

don't be scared... you only live once

nfanel

that's twice i was fooled today. got an email titled "S & M party." Turns out it was a rehearsal dinner invite sent to the bridal PARTY for my friends Sean and Melanie's wedding.

decides2dream

nfanel wrote:

that's twice i was fooled today. got an email titled "S & M party." Turns out it was a rehearsal dinner invite sent to the bridal PARTY for my friends Sean and Melanie's wedding.

bridal showers, baby showers, rehearsal dinners......truly ARE S&M, of the most sadistic kind.




as to the OP, if you're interested, give it a go. only then can you truly know if it's your thing or not. no harm, no foul. live on the wild side a bit...if that's what you want to try.

Sian-of-the-dead

I just have one thing to say...

Don't knock it til you've tried it

Steve Dunne

cutback wrote:

i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

"banger, dad?" :D

*in best Butthead voice*

"He said 'banger' heheheheheheh"

*Beavis laughing uncontrollably*

"Banger...hehehehehehehehe"

SoonForgotten2

decides2dream wrote:

no harm, no foul.

Ha... yeah, it's that harm bit I'm a bit concerned about.

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

I just have one thing to say...

Don't knock it til you've tried it

I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

I guess.

decides2dream

SoonForgotten2 wrote:

Ha... yeah, it's that harm bit I'm a bit concerned about.



I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

I guess.

well just b/c you may say 'yes'...doesn't mean as it may possibly go along that you can't change it to a 'no' if you find it uncomfortable, or errr....harmful. seriously, it doesn't have to be an all or nothing thing. if you seem interested, you try it out, go along....as long and as far as you are comfortable doing. and then at any time, it can stop. i would think even S&M partners would be respetful of their partner's boundaries and comfort zones.

Steve Dunne

hey isn't that how you broke your foot?

Sian-of-the-dead

SoonForgotten2 wrote:

I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

I guess.

Oh no, I know you're not knocking it, that's why I put the wink

I'm just saying that you should keep an open mind. Start small, explain to her that you've never tried "sausage and mash" before and that you're apprehensive. I'm not saying go out and try chilli and pork sausages on your first taste, oh no, that's for the experienced sausage and mash eater! Just stick to simple pork bangers. Try a little light mashing of the potatoes first (i'm not saying your girlfriend looks like a potatoe but you know what I mean ). Try using different things to 'mash' your potatoes. Try a paddle followed by a feather, I'm told the difference in the two sensations is worth trying...

Ah fuck it, PM me

SoonForgotten2

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

Oh no, I know you're not knocking it, that's why I put the wink

I'm just saying that you should keep an open mind. Start small, explain to her that you've never tried "sausage and mash" before and that you're apprehensive. I'm not saying go out and try chilli and pork sausages on your first taste, oh no, that's for the experienced sausage and mash eater! Just stick to simple pork bangers. Try a little light mashing of the potatoes first (i'm not saying your girlfriend looks like a potatoe but you know what I mean ). Try using different things to 'mash' your potatoes. Try a paddle followed by a feather, I'm told the difference in the two sensations is worth trying...

Ah fuck it, PM me

This is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Cheers!

decides2dream

Steve Dunne wrote:

hey isn't that how you broke your foot?

i'll never tell.










seriously..i wish the story were that interesting!
and it was my ankle!
and it wasn't broken....just badly sprained...



sian seems to be quite informaytive. hmmmmm...perhaps there's good reason why i have not seen audiodave around in awhile? in chains in the basement, eh?