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Alright, So S&M...

SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
...for decency's sake we'll say I'm referring to sausage & mash, a great British meal. Anyway, I'm wondering how you know if sausage & mash is right for you. Are there any guys out there who, having never considered sausage & mash before, ended up seeing someone who was a big sausage & mash fan? What did you then do? Say no thanks? Give it a go? I find myself kind of terrified, yet, mmmm... hungry... at the same time.

Surely some people here have some advice...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    sausage and mash! hahahahahaha :D:D

    as for your ??....it sounds like you know what goes on so the ?? is...is that your kinda thing?

    me? no....females nag and yell enough as it is....don't need it during sex :p:D
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Mmmmm.......sausage.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    Mmmmm.......sausage.


    you go girl! :eek: :p:D
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    cutback wrote:
    you go girl! :eek: :p:D

    it's all innocent!! i am thinking of that SNL skit with Norm!!
    sausage..........
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • tribejammer05tribejammer05 W'Ville, OH Posts: 696
    Would anybody like another banger in the mouth? I'm sorry, I forgot you call bangers sausages. Would anybody like another sausage in the mouth?
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  • SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    cutback wrote:
    as for your ??....it sounds like you know what goes on so the ?? is...is that your kinda thing?

    See, I don't think it is- at least I wouldn't have thought so, but I guess one never knows... Like I said, scared but intrigued all the same.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    it's all innocent!! i am thinking of that SNL skit with Norm!!
    sausage..........

    :D

    i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

    "banger, dad?" :D:D
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    cutback wrote:
    :D

    i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

    "banger, dad?" :D:D
    :p

    to the OP--sorry to hijack your thread but uh.....yeah--go for it!!

    SAUSAGE & MASH
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    tglass6105 wrote:
    Would anybody like another banger in the mouth? I'm sorry, I forgot you call bangers sausages. Would anybody like another sausage in the mouth?

    we just call it sausages. ;)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    don't be scared... you only live once
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    that's twice i was fooled today. got an email titled "S & M party." Turns out it was a rehearsal dinner invite sent to the bridal PARTY for my friends Sean and Melanie's wedding.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    nfanel wrote:
    that's twice i was fooled today. got an email titled "S & M party." Turns out it was a rehearsal dinner invite sent to the bridal PARTY for my friends Sean and Melanie's wedding.



    bridal showers, baby showers, rehearsal dinners......truly ARE S&M, of the most sadistic kind. :p




    as to the OP, if you're interested, give it a go. only then can you truly know if it's your thing or not. no harm, no foul. live on the wild side a bit...if that's what you want to try. ;)
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I just have one thing to say...

    Don't knock it til you've tried it ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    cutback wrote:
    :D

    i'm thinking of a frasier episode where his dad has a lady-friend spend the night and in the morning daphene makes bangers and mash for breakfast....and frasier offers some to his dad...

    "banger, dad?" :D:D

    *in best Butthead voice*

    "He said 'banger' heheheheheheh"

    *Beavis laughing uncontrollably*

    "Banger...hehehehehehehehe"
    I love to turn you on
  • SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    decides2dream wrote:
    no harm, no foul.

    Ha... yeah, it's that harm bit I'm a bit concerned about.
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I just have one thing to say...

    Don't knock it til you've tried it

    I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

    I guess.
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    SoonForgotten2 wrote:
    Ha... yeah, it's that harm bit I'm a bit concerned about.



    I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

    I guess.


    well just b/c you may say 'yes'...doesn't mean as it may possibly go along that you can't change it to a 'no' if you find it uncomfortable, or errr....harmful. :p seriously, it doesn't have to be an all or nothing thing. if you seem interested, you try it out, go along....as long and as far as you are comfortable doing. and then at any time, it can stop. i would think even S&M partners would be respetful of their partner's boundaries and comfort zones.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    hey isn't that how you broke your foot? :p
    I love to turn you on
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    SoonForgotten2 wrote:
    I'm not knocking it, just a bit unsure, as it wouldn't be my ermm... normal sort of activity. I always thought you're either that kind of person or not and I would've thought I was surely not, but now I'm thinking may as well give it a go.

    I guess.

    Oh no, I know you're not knocking it, that's why I put the wink :)

    I'm just saying that you should keep an open mind. Start small, explain to her that you've never tried "sausage and mash" before and that you're apprehensive. I'm not saying go out and try chilli and pork sausages on your first taste, oh no, that's for the experienced sausage and mash eater! Just stick to simple pork bangers. Try a little light mashing of the potatoes first (i'm not saying your girlfriend looks like a potatoe but you know what I mean :o). Try using different things to 'mash' your potatoes. Try a paddle followed by a feather, I'm told the difference in the two sensations is worth trying...

    Ah fuck it, PM me :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Oh no, I know you're not knocking it, that's why I put the wink :)

    I'm just saying that you should keep an open mind. Start small, explain to her that you've never tried "sausage and mash" before and that you're apprehensive. I'm not saying go out and try chilli and pork sausages on your first taste, oh no, that's for the experienced sausage and mash eater! Just stick to simple pork bangers. Try a little light mashing of the potatoes first (i'm not saying your girlfriend looks like a potatoe but you know what I mean :o). Try using different things to 'mash' your potatoes. Try a paddle followed by a feather, I'm told the difference in the two sensations is worth trying...

    Ah fuck it, PM me :D

    This is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Cheers!
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    hey isn't that how you broke your foot? :p


    :D







    i'll never tell. ;)










    seriously..i wish the story were that interesting!
    and it was my ankle!
    and it wasn't broken....just badly sprained...



    sian seems to be quite informaytive. hmmmmm...perhaps there's good reason why i have not seen audiodave around in awhile? in chains in the basement, eh? :D
    Stay with me...
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Ha-ha.

    Was just gonna say....Audiodave needs to chime in here!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    decides2dream wrote:
    sian seems to be quite informaytive. hmmmmm...perhaps there's good reason why i have not seen audiodave around in awhile? in chains in the basement, eh? :D
    Lizard wrote:
    Ha-ha.

    Was just gonna say....Audiodave needs to chime in here!

    :eek: LOL that's exactly what I didn't want you all to think! :p

    I'm quite informative about it as for a while (waaaaaaay before Audio and I were gettin' it on) I've been a regular Bizarre magazine reader (those who don't know, google it :p) and i've had an interest in the psychology of fetish and sex. It's merely and interest, nothing I practice... guides honor ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    LOL that's exactly what I didn't want you all to think!

    I'm quite informative about it as for a while (waaaaaaay before Audio and I were gettin' it on) I've been a regular Bizarre magazine reader (those who don't know, google it :p) and i've had an interest in the psychology of fetish and sex. It's merely and interest, nothing I practice... guides honor ;)




    :D
    sure, sure..........;)



    i am equally fascinated with just about all things concerning what makes people tick.




    btw - didn't we cover this yesterday? you shouldn't give a toss what any of us "think." :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    decides2dream wrote:
    :D
    sure, sure..........;)



    i am equally fascinated with just about all things concerning what makes people tick.




    btw - didn't we cover this yesterday? you shouldn't give a toss what any of us "think." : p

    See!! I am 'normal', you like it too!! :p

    hehe! :D

    I agree, we shouldn't care what others think in the deep dark recesses of their brains or do in the comfort of their homes :)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    It's merely and interest, nothing I practice... guides honor ;)

    Well that's boring!!!

    :p

    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    SoonForgotten2 wrote:
    This is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Cheers!
    fuck it, if you're not gonna pm her, I will! :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    fuck it, if you're not gonna pm her, I will! :eek:

    Ohhh I AM looking forward to that :D

    Why oh why did I say anything?! :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Ohhh I AM looking forward to that :D

    Why oh why did I say anything?! :o
    :D I'm really looking forward to hearing about the paddles and feathers and why the fuck you feel the need to bring a duck to bed with you in the first place :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    fuck it, if you're not gonna pm her, I will! :eek:

    LOL

    I'm gonna see what happens here before I get too far ahead of myself. We were out having several drinks last night and this came up as a bit of a warning to me. It's good to know who I can go to for advice here though :)
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D I'm really looking forward to hearing about the paddles and feathers and why the fuck you feel the need to bring a duck to bed with you in the first place :eek:

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