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Giant Toblerone's...........

Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
should carry a health warning!!!!!!

Ive just proper fucked the roof of my mouth up trying to bite a piece of the bastard thing off! :(

Were they invented by a sadist????

Im sure it wont stop me trying again in a minute though, but still...........
Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I FUCKING KNOW!!! I've done that several times. I hate toblerones as well, it's just people always used to get me them for christmas. Then I got new friends...

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Super Vedder wrote:
    should carry a health warning!!!!!!

    Ive just proper fucked the roof of my mouth up trying to bite a piece of the bastard thing off! :(

    Were they invented by a sadist????

    Im sure it wont stop me trying again in a minute though, but still...........


    sadist.. Swiss bloke... same thing. they come from the only country in the world that think cuckoo clocks are cool and that their entire army could defend itself with a wee red knife.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • uninnocentuninnocent Posts: 1,565
    ahhh, toblerone -- my favourite chocolate.
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I FUCKING KNOW!!! I've done that several times. I hate toblerones as well, it's just people always used to get me them for christmas. Then I got new friends...

    :D

    I bet they dont sell hardly any throughout the rest of the year til chrimbo but they really need to make the pieces thinner or something so ya can eat one without needing surgery the next day to stop the bleeding :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    dunkman wrote:
    sadist.. Swiss bloke... same thing. they come from the only country in the world that think cuckoo clocks are cool and that their entire army could defend itself with a wee red knife.

    What???? Ya mean this little knife i have here with a nail file and bottle opener on isnt gonna help in a battlefield situation?

    Shit.........
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Super Vedder wrote:
    What???? Ya mean this little knife i have here with a nail file and bottle opener on isnt gonna help in a battlefield situation?

    Shit.........


    well the nail file might come in handy for you... i was at an Indian peep-show once and i asked the wee man at the door where i, eh, ejaculated and he said "come in handy"

    i just made that up :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • BrotherLoveBoneBrotherLoveBone Posts: 264
    The one's with white chocolate are just pure evil when stoned, just like bacon and eggs in a hangover
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    I've never understood the appeal of toblerones...I tried a piece once and it just didn't do anything for me.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Super Vedder wrote:
    should carry a health warning!!!!!!

    Ive just proper fucked the roof of my mouth up trying to bite a piece of the bastard thing off! :(

    Were they invented by a sadist????

    Im sure it wont stop me trying again in a minute though, but still...........

    There's a thing called hands and fingers. Amazing things they are.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    There's a thing called hands and fingers. Amazing things they are.

    thats 2 things :confused:


    yes they are amazing... but hands and fingers cant chew/eat Toblerone.. and the point of Toblerone is to try and bite an "alp" on each visit :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    to my knowledge i've never seen a Toblerone or eatin one.
    what the fuck is it?
    i could google i suppose but i really don't care too.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    chadwick wrote:
    to my knowledge i've never seen a Toblerone or eatin one.
    what the fuck is it?
    i could google i suppose but i really don't care too.

    Really you've never seen? They sell them in the candy section...and for some reason they are quite popular in the duty free shops (which I really don't understand).
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Really you've never seen? They sell them in the candy section...and for some reason they are quite popular in the duty free shops (which I really don't understand).

    yeah i have no clue what they are.
    i don't eat much candy at all, not enough to shop @ candy stores.
    btw, what the heck is a duty free shop?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    chadwick wrote:
    yeah i have no clue what they are.
    i don't eat much candy at all, not enough to shop @ candy stores.
    btw, what the heck is a duty free shop?

    haha okay maybe that is why you don't know them...duty free shops are at airports. I have never bought anything at one but look around if I have time to kill...I think they sell everything tax free. For some reason there are ALWAYS toblerones there.

    I don't eat much candy either, but it is just one of those things that I noticed (maybe because I don't understand why people like them, like those horrible rocher candies).
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    thats 2 things :confused:


    yes they are amazing... but hands and fingers cant chew/eat Toblerone.. and the point of Toblerone is to try and bite an "alp" on each visit :)

    They are connected as one device. I thank my Neanderthal ancestors for giving me the inclination to devise alternate methods to avoid bodily injury whilst eating. :D

    I get odd vibes as a guy opening my mouth that wide and trying to insert a phalanx type object into it. :eek:
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pearljamjen wrote:
    haha okay maybe that is why you don't know them...duty free shops are at airports. I have never bought anything at one but look around if I have time to kill...I think they sell everything tax free. For some reason there are ALWAYS toblerones there.

    I don't eat much candy either, but it is just one of those things that I noticed (maybe because I don't understand why people like them, like those horrible rocher candies).


    i've flown before, never noticed the duty free shop signs.
    bought a hat @ DFW airport in Dallas at some shop, high priced flippin thing.
    btw again, what are rocher candies?

    anyone have a decent link on Toblerone's?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    chadwick wrote:
    i've flown before, never noticed the duty free shop signs.
    bought a hat @ DFW airport in Dallas at some shop, high priced flippin thing.
    btw again, what are rocher candies?

    anyone have a decent link on Toblerone's?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone

    I think they sell them at airports because they're supposed to be a good gift... apparently for people you don't like. :D

    (Try and get abroad at least once in your life if you can Mr. Wick. That doesn't include Canada and Mexico). :)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone

    I think they sell them at airports because they're supposed to be a good gift... apparently for people you don't like. :D

    (Try and get abroad at least once in your life if you can Mr. Wick. That doesn't include Canada and Mexico). :)

    oh i have plans, huge plans.
    i have lots of studying to do globally.
    South America, Europe, Asia, and some other spots.
    flying freaks me the fuck out.
    edit: yep, never seen a Toblerone till this link.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    chadwick wrote:
    oh i have plans, huge plans.
    i have lots of studying to do globally.
    South America, Europe, Asia, and some other spots.
    flying freaks me the fuck out.

    That's understandable. You'll have to overcome that though but I guess you know that.
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    dunkman wrote:
    the point of Toblerone is to try and bite an "alp" on each visit :)

    despite the inevitable injury ;)

    tsk, hands and fingers? break a piece off? i ask ya......... :)
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • miskinmiskin Posts: 278
    havent read the post that accompanies this thread
    but all i have to say
    is that giant toblerones are SUPER
    myspace.com/airstriponeuk
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