Who Would Win in a Fight?

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Maggie takes a swing with the blanky and misses, falling to the ground. Then Stewie whips out some toy gun that he's fashioned into a real weapon, and shoots layed out Maggie in the head. Then as Stewie trys to leave the scene, he trips over the blanket, smacks his face on the pavement, and Lois comes over to see what the crying is about, and grounds him to his crib for murder.
    Both lose.



    Eli vs Payton (rematch, this time both as SB MVP's)

    Payton

    Ghandi vs. Mother Theresa ?
  • CServant
    CServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    mca47 wrote:
    Payton

    Ghandi vs. Mother Theresa ?

    Ghandi, because Mother Theresa was too busy questioning her faith.

    Judge Mathis or Judge Hatchett?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    CServant wrote:
    Ghandi, because Mother Theresa was too busy questioning her faith.

    Judge Mathis or Judge Hatchett?

    Judge Hatchett just because of the name.

    Kojak vs. Baretta?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,925
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Judge Hatchett just because of the name.

    Kojak vs. Baretta?

    Baretta he'd ram that lollipop down kojak's throat


    Hobbits vs Gremlins
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    Baretta he'd ram that lollipop down kojak's throat


    Hobbits vs Gremlins

    Hobbits have tougher friends...Hobbits.

    He-man vs. Batman?


    :p
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    mca47 wrote:
    Hobbits have tougher friends...Hobbits.

    He-man vs. Batman?


    :p

    batman - he man would loose his loincloth or whatever he wore and that'd be it


    i hope this one hasnt already been posted...

    Paris & Nicole
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Paris easily.


    Fonzie versus Jerry Seinfeld?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Fonzie

    Tebow or Mark Sanchez
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Tebow but I think it would be close.



    Garfield vs. Heathcliff?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Heathcliff


    Ode or Snoopy
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Snoopy



    From the Facts of Life show...Blair or Tooty?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Tootie

    C3PO or or Richard Simmons?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    C3PO

    Dog the Bounty Hunter or Jesse Ventura?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Dog the Bounty Hunter

    Jeff Probst or Anderson Cooper
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Dog the Bounty Hunter

    Jeff Probst or Anderson Cooper

    Anderson Cooper

    Han Solo -or- Indiana Jones? :mrgreen:
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    we named the dog Indiana..

    jay cutler or aaron rodgers
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    rodgers

    wolf blitzer or donald trump?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Trump by a mile

    Bob Dylan or George Harrison?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    The quiet Beatle - slight edge

    Joe Buck or Bob Costas?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Costas

    Alex Jones or Tom Petty?

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