Growing Up
Nothingman54
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After 12 years I stopped smoking weed 2 days ago. Im trying to get a job as a cop and I want to pass the drug test without using a system cleaner. Its so crazy, I always hated cops and authority and now im trying to become one. I guess its what you call growing up.? I dont think its a bad thing to smoke weed and its sure gonna bother me busting people for weed when almost half my life I have done the same thing. Im doing it for the money and nothing more, but maybe i'll come to really like it??? If anything it will be a good experience. Also as a cop you get discounts and free food and drinks. (dont forget about the donuts) LOL this is gonna be a wild ride. Does anyone else have a job that they never thought in a million years they would never do? I was taking the garbage out 3 months ago and I saw a guy I went to school with and he was throwing my garbage in his garbage truck and he looked very happy doing what he was doing. I bet when he was in high school he never thought he would be a garbageman.
I'll be back
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Not in every case. If I saw someone smoking a joint, no. If someone had large amount then I would do what I had to do....and maybe pocket some of it if it was the good stuff. ;-)
gets to me every time
Just stay away from the parking lot at concerts
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Reading 2006 - WOOOOW!!!!!
Paris 2006 - Fucking amazing
Wembley 2007
I got picked on in school but I wouldnt get revenge on them, I dont even remember those guys. Im not a dick and could never be turned into a dick, I would be the coolest cop. I guess I need to grow a mustach?
I dont care about weed. I just stopped smoking it. I wouldnt mind busting crackheads or meth heads.
Yes there are other good jobs out there that pay more but I didnt go to college so not many options.
Hey, stay away from your sister in law while you're in "uniform." It drives some women wild!
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
LMFAO! Thats funny. Maybe i'll pull her over and see what she will do to get out of a ticket.? Handcuffs and a taser gun!!!!! Kinky
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
MSG 1+2. 2010
Wrigley. Brooklyn 2. Hartford. 2013
St. Louis. Denver. 2014
Global Citizens Festival. 2015
MSG 2. Fenway 2. Wrigley 1. 2016
Safeco 2. Missoula. 2018
LOL!
I'm sorry :( I can't stop associating your username with that "my sister in law seduced me thread!"
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
youtubed it and voila!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dy7RTicVr0
btw-- kinda shitty that you won't really 'believe' in the pledge you will be taking IF you make it. -- I understand that it's probably very naive of me to assume everyone really wants to be a cop to 'protect and serve'.. not just for the pension.
oh well.......
still a great song.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
I am not trying to be heavy handed and I hope I dont come off like I think you are stupid, I dont. It is just that in your post you sound like you havent considered what you would be getting into.
Holler if you have any questions or anything.....and good luck to you either way.
Mitch Hedberg
I have been here all my life, 28 years. Well now I live in Arlington,TN\, I also lived in Collierville for 16 years, but I hate this shithole city. I have thought about what I would be getting myself into and im ok with it. I have never liked any job I have had but one. If I make it in and im sure I will, they want to hire 500 cops by the end of 2009 and im sure I will make it. Maybe I after a while I will grow to like it, but I think most jobs are about $$$ first. Its cool to talk to someone that knows about this city.
Well, like I said, I commend you. You are a brave dude to want that job.
I lived in East Memphis and Midtown for all my life except for college. I just moved up to Massacusetts so my wife can attend UMass for grad school. I love Memphis and miss it alot, so it breaks my heart to see what has happened to it and where it is headed. It wasn't so bad when we were kids. It is in desperate need for strong and unifying leadership. When Herenton got re-elected I just couldnt believe it. He only serves his own interests and further widens the racial gap, which to me is the main reason the city is in the toilet bowl spiral it is in. I could go on and on, long story short....I love my city, but I don't pretend it is a great place to live.
Again, good luck to you. It is nice to talk to a fellow Memphian.
Mitch Hedberg
excuse me for quoting myself but holy shit that video is the bomb.
1972?????????
Good luck with becoming a cop!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Option #1 - Go to college.
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
i wish you luck; however, this is a pretty sad.
you're becoming a cop for the money, yes?
that is one terrible plan to my notion.
busting petty pot smokers and other things of insignificance might make you feel like you're doing the right thing when in fact you know you are not.
outstanding work, dude.
if you are in a bigger city i have a bit of information for you.
wow, you are on my friend.
i suspect you will get a reality check here before to long.
good luck and stay safe.
btw, if your heart isn't in it that pretty much means it will not work/last.
don't be miserable.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce