=(> Useless INFO Thread <)=

KosmicJelli
KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I dont know about you but my mind is full of SHIT and useless information! I can only see the positive possibilities of it is that you would love to have me as your TRIVAL PURSUIT partner! So thought it would be fun for people to actually post a piece of TRUE but useless information that they know...

REMEMBER post only TRUE and useless INFO here...
(it might be a stretch for those on the True rule... but try :D)

okay here is mine...

Are monkeys really smarter than humans? Peel a banana from the bottom and you wont have to pick the stringy thing off them. Thats how the primates do it! :)
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  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    I can name every Miss America in order from 1975 to 2000, most of them with the state that they came from. Without using Google.

    Really doesn't get much more useless than that ;)
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    riffrandall wrote:
    I can name every Miss America in order from 1975 to 2000, most of them with the state that they came from. Without using Google.

    Really doesn't get much more useless than that ;)

    Wow! you know their bra sizes too? Yup that qualifies for useless info!
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    I can name every Super Bowl winner and loser since the first one. I'm pretty close on the scores and locations of each game as well.

    Very fucking useless.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • dawng
    dawng Posts: 644
    A turtle can breathe through their butt.

    How's that for useless info? :)
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    *dawn* wrote:
    A turtle can breathe through their butt.

    How's that for useless info? :)

    I envy the turtles.

    Thats what you can bad breath
    Nice to know you.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    HOOKER wrote:
    I envy the turtles.
    hahaha! So that's where the cigarette goes?
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Black Diamond wrote:
    hahaha! So that's where the cigarette goes?

    yes the smoke comes out of the turtles butt hole.
    Never kiss a turtle.
    Nice to know you.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    HOOKER wrote:
    yes the smoke comes out of the turtles butt hole.
    Never kiss a turtle.
    That could be dangerous if he farts.
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  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    you know the human head weights 8 lbs!
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  • kcherub
    kcherub Posts: 961
    petrocs wrote:
    you know the human head weights 8 lbs!

    I KNEW someone was going to say that!!!! :)
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Black Diamond wrote:
    That could be dangerous if he farts.

    so where does the turtle take anal sex?

    Wait..

    noone answer that. In fact, ignore what i just said.
    Nice to know you.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    it's a common myth that The Great Wall of China can be seen from the moon... no man made object can be seen the moon.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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