HOW TALL/ SHORT are you?

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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    riffrandall wrote:
    You can't even begin to imagine the ridiculous comments that are made to tall people.
    - How's the weather up there?
    - You must play basketball, huh?
    - Guess you never have to use a step ladder, do ya?
    - Do I have to be at least this tall to ride that ride?

    To name a few!

    What about the ridiculous things said to short people....

    Would you like to wear cans on your feet and sit on a phonebook while you drive the car?

    Oh your perfect height for giving me a blowjob.

    Do you need A a ladder to reach that?

    Let me see your ID!

    Of course us short people will never be drop dead gorgeous... just CUTE! and Somehow every one calls me Kiddo or pats me on the head!
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    driventotears wrote:
    I am probably the shortest one here...a big ol - 5ft - 103 lbs! I was thinking of asking the 10 club to rank us by height in the future...therefore maybe I could possibly see the stage once in a while!!!! Many of you have let me slide down to the end of the aisle which makes me very happy...
    I've been promoting this idea for a while now. The tall people would still be able to see over us...so everyone's happy :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • shestumbledin
    shestumbledin Posts: 24
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I've been promoting this idea for a while now. The tall people would still be able to see over us...so everyone's happy :)

    I'm in!
  • finnannie
    finnannie Posts: 1,186
    5'7
    Won't let the light escape from me.
    Won't let the darkness swallow me.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    iamsampj wrote:
    5'7"...my dreams of being a supermodel went up in flames ;)

    You wear glasses, and you've proven your supermodel esque look.

    You'll always be a supermodel to me. :D

    I'm 6'9"
  • pearljammer20
    pearljammer20 Posts: 116
    i hear ya on the kiddo bull, i am 28, no more kiddo here thank you very much!!!!
    08/29 & 8/30 2000-Mansfield
    7/2 & 7/11 2003-Mansfield
    9/28 & 9/29 2004-Boston
    5/24 & 5/25 2006-Boston-11th & 10th row
    6/27 2008-Hartford -Front Row Center!
    6/28 & 6/30 2008-Mansfield

    08/01 (2nd row) & 08/02/2008 (Eddie Vedder) Boston


    skinny little bitch
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    SENROCK! wrote:
    dude seriously? thats kinda hott.....
    Come get some....:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    5 ft 7 inches.
    and I'm thin. One time, I was in an elevator and this chick asked me to hold the door and I tried but it closed. She found me in the lobby and asked me 'why didn't you hold the door, you anorexic bitch" :eek:

    Just b/c I'm thin people think I don't eat! I just have a super fast metabolism!
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Allie wrote:
    5 ft 7 inches.

    I pictured you as really short for some reason..

    haha.. odd how you get pictures of what people look like and then you find out its totally different.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I'm very short....barely 5'2!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    GraySaturday wrote:
    I pictured you as really short for some reason..

    haha.. odd how you get pictures of what people look like and then you find out its totally different.

    Nope, I'm the opposite. Tall and thin. With glasses :)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,605
    6' 3"
    I miss igotid88
  • peacegirl
    peacegirl Posts: 841
    Just b/c I'm thin people think I don't eat! I just have a super fast metabolism![/quote]

    Exactly!

    I'm 5' 4", 100lbs
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm very short....barely 5'2!!
    short chicks rock ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    comebackgirl wrote:
    short chicks rock ;)



    Yes we do!! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    You wear glasses, and you've proven your supermodel esque look.

    You'll always be a supermodel to me. :D

    I'm 6'9"
    you sir have just made my entire day...seriously :D

    have i told you about my weakness for ridiculously tall guys?! ;)
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    You wear glasses, and you've proven your supermodel esque look.

    You'll always be a supermodel to me. :D

    I'm 6'9"



    I would love to get on your shoulders at a PJ concert!! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    5' 8" of Mean Machine.
    NERDS!
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,605
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm very short....barely 5'2!!

    I can put you in the palm of my hand.
    I miss igotid88
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    South of Seattle wrote:
    5' 8" of Mean Machine.



    :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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