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Bea Arthur Campaign

KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Since there is alot of reference to this woman ... I say lets see what you can come up with when it come to reasons why should be president, poster child, etc (c i spuld it rite)



Bea Arthur is the pin-up for 2009 Porn Oscars....
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    She is mysterious.
    http://www.beatricearthur.com/fibsfacts.php
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Bea Arthur should be president because instead of milk, her breasts produce an impenetrable jelly that can protect us from terrorists.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie!!!! this is your thread baby!! :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    mookie!!!! this is your thread baby!! :eek:

    :D

    Bea Arthur should be president because nothing say sexy more than a 75 year old woman who drops the "c" word more often than Bill Clinton drops his pants at the hired help.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D

    Bea Arthur should be president because nothing say sexy more than a 75 year old woman who drops the "c" word more often than Bill Clinton drops his pants at the hired help.
    The babe is 85 going on 86 on May 13.
    :eek:
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    LongRd. wrote:
    The babe is 85 going on 86 on May 13.
    :eek:

    Even Sexier!!! She's travelled down that road and back again more times than I had thought!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Bea Arthur's back is home to the world's second largest hair supply.

    (the first being Robin Williams)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bea Arthur should be president because she is still ovulating.

    out of her forehead, and the ovas look like large pork chops, but it still counts as ovulating...and for an 85 year old woman who can also produce her own sperm from her eyeteeth, that is quite a feat.

    why she is practically self- replicating.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • tobbactobbac Posts: 234
    lmao...this is a funny thread...
    You ain't-never seen no one like me
    Prevail-regardless what the cost might be
    Power-flows inside of me, you can't bring me
    Never-fall as long as I try
    Refuse-to be a part of your lie
    Even-if it means I die, you can't bring me
    You...can't...bring...me...down!
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