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How many Pit members does it take to change a light bulb?

adam42381adam42381 Posts: 2,505
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Comments

  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    350 to sit idly by smoking pot
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    You forgot 2 people saying do a search. :D:p I've seen threads like this before, but great thread. :)
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    how depressingly accurate :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Oh and than one person to start a new thread on it. :D
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Oh and than one person to start a new thread on it. :D


    i was going to go with 6 others, but whatever


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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    What about 3 to mention that "This thread is useless..."
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • deadnotedeadnote Posts: 1,678
    if i count dont count me





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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    You say lightbulb...some say cold grilled cheese sandwich
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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    ( o.O)
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    We have a Lighting and an Electrical section here?
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    aNiMaL wrote:
    We have a Lighting and an Electrical section here?


    Of course, it's a few aisles past the free advice aisle, just before the pull my finger aisle.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • beachdwellerbeachdweller Posts: 1,532
    NONE, we don't need no stinking light!
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    funny thread. :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    17 to post threads that they just saw the light bulb changed during the football game
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Question: "How many members of Pearl Jam does it take to change a light bulb?"

    Answer: "Change?! Change? We're not gonna change for anyone! Do you hear me?

    that 'joke' is circa 1993
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
    and one to point out to the Mods that the thread is offensive and should be locked.

    Anti-lightbulbers, you....
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
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