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satansbedbugs

Ill Go First, My 3 year old nephew said grace at the dinner table tonight. It went like this.....

" God is great and god is good, let us thank him for this food......AMEN!!!!!

so cute

Ridin The Wave

I know two Michelle's. One I saw today and one I'm seeing tomorrow. When I saw the first Michelle this morning, I gave her the gift I had bought her, but once she opened it, I realized I gave her the gift for the other Michelle so I had to tell her to give it back to me and run back to my house to get her proper gift. Luckily what she opened wasn't something very suited to her so she didn't get instantly attached to it.

What an idiot I am.

**reading this over, i realize it was much funnier when it happened than as a story here on the pit! **

Medicated-Genius

Every christmas day night, my 11 yr old son, and his 14 yr old cousin try and arrange a sleepover at the end of all the festivities. This year was no exception and the plan was made early in the evening that my son would go to their place when they went home. My 11 yr old also lives on a pretty healthy diet most of the time, with us eliminating junk food, especially artificial colours from his diet some years ago to help with his hyperactivity.
Christmas time however, is usually a lost cause, with junk food and lollies and garbage all over the place for him to sample.
Last night, at around 10pm, he was reaching for a piece of rocky road and I said to him...." Mate, do you think maybe you've had enough for one day?"

He replies with...." It's ok Mum, it won't bother you, I'll be bouncing off Jan's walls anyway"