* Is It Safe To Wrap A Dog As A Christmas Gift If You Poke A Hole In The Box Thread *

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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    lazygun_99 wrote:
    Oh for fucks sake its only a dog.

    that's what michael vick said...
  • lazygun_99 wrote:
    Oh for fucks sake its only a dog.

    Was it only a 'lazygun' that shot you in the head and damaged your thinking organ?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    cutback wrote:
    don't put a dog in a box.....:mad:


    put you're dick in a box.....:p :D:D

    Totally beat me to it.
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    satandbedbugs...

    has lost his mind...
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    Would you put a child in a box?
    No.

    Don't do it.



    LOL..i was just reading this thread to my friend..

    jokingly he replied that he would like to put a 'select' few children in a box and send them off to a place that didn't even exist...~



    jokingly!!!
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jokingly he replied that he would like to put a 'select' few children in a box and send them off to a place that didn't even exist...~

    Neverland Ranch?
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  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Neverland Ranch?

    not quite sure...Neverland Ranch just might exist somewhere...~

    :D
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    not quite sure...Neverland Ranch just might exist somewhere...~

    :D

    SHH!!!! No one's supposed to know!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    mookie9999 wrote:
    SHH!!!! No one's supposed to know!

    o..alrighty then...~
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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    How about a gift certificate for a dog of choice for the recipient from the SPCA, Humane Society, or any other dog rescue organization.

    Just wrap the gift certificate...
    be philanthropic
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    discuss, please.....I dont see a problem with it as long as hes not in there for a couple days.

    It sounds like it might make the animal anxious. Don't do it! Why not just get a nice bow and attach it to his collar?
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    lazygun_99 wrote:
    Oh for fucks sake its only a dog.

    A dog is alive and has feelings though.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    roar wrote:
    that's what michael vick said...
    Now I'm going to hell.
  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    No....please don't do that....get a nice little crate and put a BIG RED BOW on it. You could end up with the puppy very scared and it chewing on the box and eating the paper, then throwing up, what a great present that would be.

    Just a thought....please be sure the recipient really wants a dog and is ready for the huge responsibility. Having a puppy is much like having a human toddler, for the early weeks of housebreaking you must be home most of the day,or if you work, send the puppy to daycare or have someone come in, you have to watch it every waking moment for about a year, the vet bills can be outrageous, and then there are toys, food, beds, etc. etc. etc. I know....I just finished up raising a Doberman puppy....I got him January 12th. I'm about $5000 in to him already!!! I wouldn't trade him for anything!!!

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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    PJaddicted wrote:
    No....please don't do that....get a nice little crate and put a BIG RED BOW on it. You could end up with the puppy very scared and it chewing on the box and eating the paper, then throwing up, what a great present that would be.

    Just a thought....please be sure the recipient really wants a dog and is ready for the huge responsibility. Having a puppy is much like having a human toddler, for the early weeks of housebreaking you must be home most of the day,or if you work, send the puppy to daycare or have someone come in, you have to watch it every waking moment for about a year, the vet bills can be outrageous, and then there are toys, food, beds, etc. etc. etc. I know....I just finished up raising a Doberman puppy....I got him January 12th. I'm about $5000 in to him already!!! I wouldn't trade him for anything!!!

    oxc


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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I got a dog for Xmas when I was 12 years old. Our previous dog was killed that summer, so we were dogless for six months. It sucked. Terrible feeling being dogless...So we found this dog whose owners didn't want her anymore about three days before Xmas and brought her home. A Border Collie named Megan (she was a year old when we got her). Had her for 14 years. I miss her.

    Sad but true, I often wonder if she's in doggyland with my little lumpkin Pinker (who passed away almost two years ago)? I wonder what they say about me? Did they look up Muttley, my first dog? Do they lie in the grass and talk about how I used to dress them up (Mutt & Meg) when I was a kid? Do they laugh? Do they get on well?
    be philanthropic
  • I'll wrap the thread starter in a dog box... let me at 'em
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  • JD SalJD Sal Posts: 790
    my2hands wrote:
    satandbedbugs...

    has lost his mind...

    I don't know if he ever really had it :)
    "If no one sees you, you're not here at all"
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    I'll wrap the thread starter in a dog box... let me at 'em





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  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    some of these replies are great!!
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Is it safe to wrap a hole, if you poke a dog in it?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    Is it safe to wrap a hole, if you poke a dog in it?

    Safe? Yes. Legal? Not in 42 states, but that didn't stop me from obtaining a dvd of an amazing performance!
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Saran style?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    Saran style?

    You have it too? Is your copy the one with the daschund or the dalmation? If it's the latter I'll trade almost anything for it!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Are you calling me a dog?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    Are you calling me a dog?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZ_FqgrJdc
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Glad a bit. Damn, he went a bit too high on that one!
  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    I talked to a friend and he said that he had put a kitten in a box for his GF and it was fine for about 3 hours. I think a dog would make a little more noise, however.
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  • I talked to a friend and he said that he had put a kitten in a box for his GF and it was fine for about 3 hours. I think a dog would make a little more noise, however.

    Yeah what I shake all my presents pretty good, and usually guess 70% of them before opening. I would have probably f-ed up that kitten pretty bad, despite the warnings.

    Sounds like a recipe for trauma from every direction to me.
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