Confused about what to write to your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

Lukin66

I'll help you out...
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

oh...to be single again.....

my pockets would jingle again.............

in_hiding79

I like #9 and #10!!!

NY PJ1

Get Back In The Kitchen Biatch!!!!!!!!!!!

orig_long red

Here's one....

Dear baby,
if you blow me
I promise
not
to
smack you.

in_hiding79

long red wrote:

Here's one....

Dear baby,
if you blow me
I promise
not
to
smack you.

Nice....:eek:

NY PJ1 wrote:

Get Back In The Kitchen Biatch!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Boy..

boxwine_in_hell

I sent this to Hallmark but they have yet to send a reply.

"Hey baby, I really think Valentine's Day is stupid."
"But I want to get laid so here's a card and some candy."
"Hopefully you don't get fat."