PJ needs to write a song called Thread Destroyer
cory
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Then when I got enough posts, that could be under my name.
Revive the heart of the heartless...
Why would you start was has no end?
Why would you start was has no end?
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you have lyrical talent....come up with something and send it to them!
Sung to the chorus of Sonic Reducer:
Thread Destroyer
He's A Voyeur
CACACACACORY
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I'm on it now. I don't even want royalties. Just to hear Ed scream my frustration would be enough.
Why would you start was has no end?
Excellent idea. Maybe it'll be on the next Christmas single;)
Why would you start was has no end?
Lord knows there's plenty of time to still put it on!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Coming to a Christmas single near you.....in July 2008.
Why would you start was has no end?
See, I wouldn't be able to sing along because I'd feel guilty.
If I actually got the opportunity to play in front of that many people just once in my life, they could sing "Cory the retarded dickwad face".
True Story.
Why would you start was has no end?
That sounds like a hit!
I'm only joking.
Cory is the Thread Destroyer!!
All the other posters are just posers...because
do do do do doooooo
cory IS the thread destroyer!!
he destroys!!
*yeah, this is why I was a "silent singer" in grade school, and never even touched an instrument...*
Lol. Isn't that a James Bond theme tune?
I sang that in my head and it really made me laugh.
I'm sure Cory wouldn't have any qualms about you touching his instrument.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
yeah Homer made that up from a James Bond spoof and because he was using a hair dryer for the new name....LOL also the one where he wants to change Marge's name to Chesty McBoob LOL!
I thought it was Chesty LeRue... or something. Maybe I misheard it.
nope you are right, tho I think he gives her a "mcBoob" option...sigh, I love homer...I want one of those for myself. only with hair.
maybe a Flanders without the jesus complex.
NO, I know!!! I want a Groundskeeper Willie!!!
Sorry cory.
If I could remember it properly, I'd have this as my sig...
Groundskeeper Willie: The kilt was only for day to day wear. In battle we'd wear the full ballgown with sequins! The idea was to blind your apponent with luxury! I love that! It's so funny!
I'd really appreciate your help in this matter.
Thanks.
Why would you start was has no end?
We could have a whip around for you...I'd put my £ in, if everyone else did...no problemo...
.....and I think I have a new BFF:)
Why would you start was has no end?
have whip...will travel
Cory - just wondering, do you have a basement with masonry that can handle a full shackle set??
it's for your own good...you'll write that song in no time
You'll have to tell me what that means....if you want me to understand that is.
I don't have a basement. I do have a large crawl space under my house though:)
I am working on the lyrics for a new song of mine. I'll send it to you when I'm finished with it.
Why would you start was has no end?
Best Friend Forever.
Why would you start was has no end?
Awww. That's really sweet.
Don't confuse comedy with gayness. Men don't have BFF's.
So anyway, Cory + Bostonlou = BFF & E's
Why would you start was has no end?
For the Chiq....
Tearing threads apart
like a nuclear missile
Put my wang in its butt
in and out 'til it whistles
Why would you start was has no end?
crawl space...oh that sounds too muddy for me.
wait, crawl space would have joints and footings under there, right...that would be enough to support the body weight, um, of course this is all um just speculation *woopsy*