PJ needs to write a song called Thread Destroyer

cory
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Then when I got enough posts, that could be under my name.
Revive the heart of the heartless...
Why would you start was has no end?
Why would you start was has no end?
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haha.
you have lyrical talent....come up with something and send it to them!0 -
cory wrote:Then when I got enough posts, that could be under my name.
Sung to the chorus of Sonic Reducer:
Thread Destroyer
He's A Voyeur
CACACACACORY"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
That would be awesome cory!!
lol
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Sung to the chorus of Sonic Reducer:
Thread Destroyer
He's A Voyeur
CACACACACORY
Excellent idea. Maybe it'll be on the next Christmas single;)Revive the heart of the heartless...
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cory wrote:Excellent idea. Maybe it'll be on the next Christmas single;)
Lord knows there's plenty of time to still put it on!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Lord knows there's plenty of time to still put it on!
Coming to a Christmas single near you.....in July 2008.Revive the heart of the heartless...
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But would really want people singing 'Coryyyyy, the thread, deeeestroyer ooh yeah, woo' at one of their shows?
See, I wouldn't be able to sing along because I'd feel guilty.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:But would really want people singing 'Coryyyyy, the thread, deeeestroyer ooh yeah, woo' at one of their shows?
See, I wouldn't be able to sing along because I'd feel guilty.
If I actually got the opportunity to play in front of that many people just once in my life, they could sing "Cory the retarded dickwad face".
True Story.Revive the heart of the heartless...
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cory wrote:If I actually got the opportunity to play in front of that many people just once in my life, they could sing "Cory the retarded dickwad face".
True Story.
That sounds like a hit!
I'm only joking.0 -
*sung to Homer Simpson's "Max Power" song*
Cory is the Thread Destroyer!!
All the other posters are just posers...because
do do do do doooooo
cory IS the thread destroyer!!
he destroys!!
*yeah, this is why I was a "silent singer" in grade school, and never even touched an instrument...*IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:*sung to Homer Simpson's "Max Power" song*
Cory is the Thread Destroyer!!
All the other posters are just posers...because
do do do do doooooo
cory IS the thread destroyer!!
he destroys!!
*yeah, this is why I was a "silent singer" in grade school, and never even touched an instrument...*
Lol. Isn't that a James Bond theme tune?
I sang that in my head and it really made me laugh.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:and never even touched an instrument...*
I'm sure Cory wouldn't have any qualms about you touching his instrument."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Lol. Isn't that a James Bond theme tune?
I sang that in my head and it really made me laugh.
yeah Homer made that up from a James Bond spoof and because he was using a hair dryer for the new name....LOL also the one where he wants to change Marge's name to Chesty McBoob LOL!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:yeah Homer made that up from a James Bond spoof and because he was using a hair dryer for the new name....LOL also the one where he wants to change Marge's name to Chesty McBoob LOL!
I thought it was Chesty LeRue... or something. Maybe I misheard it.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:I thought it was Chesty LeRue... or something. Maybe I misheard it.
nope you are right, tho I think he gives her a "mcBoob" option...sigh, I love homer...I want one of those for myself. only with hair.
maybe a Flanders without the jesus complex.
NO, I know!!! I want a Groundskeeper Willie!!!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:nope you are right, tho I think he gives her a "mcBoob" option...sigh, I love homer...I want one of those for myself. only with hair.
maybe a Flanders without the jesus complex.
NO, I know!!! I want a Groundskeeper Willie!!!
Sorry cory.
If I could remember it properly, I'd have this as my sig...
Groundskeeper Willie: The kilt was only for day to day wear. In battle we'd wear the full ballgown with sequins! The idea was to blind your apponent with luxury!I love that! It's so funny!
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To help motivate myself to write a song to submit to Pearl Jam, I was wondering if anyone would buy me Ed's guitar that's up for auction. Remember, Christmas and my birthday is coming up.
I'd really appreciate your help in this matter.
Thanks.Revive the heart of the heartless...
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cory wrote:To help motivate myself to write a song to submit to Pearl Jam, I was wondering if anyone would buy me Ed's guitar that up for auction. Remember, Christmas and my birthday is coming up.
I'd really appreciate your help in this matter.
Thanks.
We could have a whip around for you...I'd put my £ in, if everyone else did...no problemo...I came, I saw, I concurred.....0
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