1. pee cup
2. steel caps
3. apple slices
4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached
5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
6. Vibrator I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
7. condoms
8. Mace
9. handcuffs
Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
1. pee cup
2. steel caps
3. apple slices
4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached
5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
6. Vibrator I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
7. condoms
8. Mace
9. handcuffs
10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
"Speak clearly if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall"
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work 9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!!
Oh......wait.......sadly that might be true in my case!
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work
9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!!
10. I don't need an excuse .. I don't have a job :P
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold.
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself
8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself
8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
9. Origami and Macrame classes at the local CWA
Comments
1. pee cup
2. steel caps
3. apple slices
4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached
5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
6. Vibrator
7. condoms
8. Mace
9. handcuffs
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
i shall have to attend most concerts
1. pee cup
2. steel caps
3. apple slices
4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached
5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
6. Vibrator
7. condoms
8. Mace
9. handcuffs
10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Ohhh how I miss you!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
happened to me, 30mins before my shift :?
Yeeaaaahhhhhhh BABY!!!
Brisbane watch out -- Tig and Zig will be slimy, wet and ready to kill......
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
Los Angeles 10.7.2009
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work
9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!!
Oh......wait.......sadly that might be true in my case!
1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby!
6. Can't find my underwear.
7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
8. I'm having trouble seeing
trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work
9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!!
10. I don't need an excuse .. I don't have a job :P
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
good one!
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold.
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Aww. Someone messed it up. :roll:
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself
8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example
4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
6. Not be drunk or stoned
7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself
8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
9. Origami and Macrame classes at the local CWA