The Top 10 Game

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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour

    1. pee cup
    2. steel caps
    3. apple slices
    4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached :lol:
    5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
    6. Vibrator ;) I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
    7. condoms
    8. Mace
    9. handcuffs ;)
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • this tour sounds quite awesome

    i shall have to attend most concerts
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour

    1. pee cup
    2. steel caps
    3. apple slices
    4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached :lol:
    5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
    6. Vibrator ;) I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
    7. condoms
    8. Mace
    9. handcuffs ;)
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • new topic BITCH!
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    new topic BITCH!

    Ohhh how I miss you! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • hehehehee

    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair

    happened to me, 30mins before my shift :?
    wah
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in


    Yeeaaaahhhhhhh BABY!!! :lol:
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in


    Yeeaaaahhhhhhh BABY!!! :lol:

    Brisbane watch out -- Tig and Zig will be slimy, wet and ready to kill...... 8-) You going to have a few drinks with me, bitch?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
  • craigbcraigb Posts: 806
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    "Speak clearly if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall"

    Los Angeles 10.7.2009
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,200
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Oh......wait.......sadly that might be true in my case! :lol:
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!! :lol::lol:
    10. I don't need an excuse .. I don't have a job :P
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    You know the rules EK....start a new top 10.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)

    good one!
    wah
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold.
    NERDS!
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
    5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
    5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
    6. Not be drunk or stoned 8-)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Playing hide & seek by myself ;)

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Playing hide & seek by myself ;)

    Aww. Someone messed it up. :roll:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
    5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
    6. Not be drunk or stoned 8-)
    7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself ;):mrgreen:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
    5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
    6. Not be drunk or stoned 8-)
    7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself ;):mrgreen:
    8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
    wah
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    2. watch Carry On Camping (with clinkers)
    3. Crazy sex involving the Four Cs -- candy canes, cornflakes, clocks and crossbows -- which is actually 5 Cs but candy canes count as one C in this example 8-)
    4. Watching Saturday Night Live with the TV turned off while wearing a Blindfold
    5. Stand outside in the pitch black dark night staring at the stars while recording the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking
    6. Not be drunk or stoned 8-)
    7. Playing Hide and Seek by myself ;):mrgreen:
    8. Upside down Norwegian porn - ask Tig
    9. Origami and Macrame classes at the local CWA
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

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