1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4)
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk
7. Monopoly game piece
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
9. A back scratcher
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
9. A back scratcher
10. DonJon's butt plug
I'm going home...someone else can start a new topic....
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
10. Unripe bananas -- for me there is about a 2 day period where they smell nice...outside that period they smell horrible.
Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
10. girls farts. they DO NOT smell like flowers or potpouri as they'll have us think
Comments
1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer
5. Toothbrush
6. Temple massager
7. A keyring
8. Baby toy
9. A dough roller
10. Hole maker when planting seedlings
NEXT!!!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Door stopper
Top ten best occupations
1. Movie director
2. Black Ops
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4)
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk
7. Monopoly game piece
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
9. A back scratcher
1. Door stopper
2. Thing you throw horseshoes onto (can't remember the name of that game)
3. A golf tee
4. Dummy / pacifier
5. A prosthetic limb (nice #4 - well I'm glad you approve )
6. Paper weight on my office desk - while at the same time doubling as an object to put my rubber bands around
7. Monopoly game piece
8. Manual orange juicer
9. A back scratcher
10. DonJon's butt plug
I'm going home...someone else can start a new topic....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Coffee
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
6/11/08 West Palm
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
10. Unripe bananas -- for me there is about a 2 day period where they smell nice...outside that period they smell horrible.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Coffee
2. Vanilla scented candles
3. Crap
4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
5. Newborn babies
6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
7. Orange Juice
8.Apple Juice
9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
10. girls farts. they DO NOT smell like flowers or potpouri as they'll have us think
See These Bones
1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
so you can start the next one
EDIT: oh, you already have....sheesh, slow on the uptake today! :rolleyes:
See These Bones
I've been doing that A LOT lately!!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
ha ha ha No, they DO NOT!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
See These Bones