The 86 Rules of Boozing....

NYbenben
NYbenben Posts: 1,020
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
this list is killer... fun read.... you will agree with many and probably have done or still do many...

enjoy!!

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm
4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    NYbenben wrote:
    this list is killer... fun read.... you will agree with many and probably have done or still do many...

    enjoy!!

    http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

    hahaha love em! Im turning 21 in Feb. so I will keep these in mind.
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    24 & 69. awesome.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    That should be the constitution.
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    I'm 2 martinis deep....not enough attention span to read that.....saving it for another night. ;)
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :) great list... I'm very very guilty of 26... I reckon DJ's hate me :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :D anyone on stage or behind a bar is 50% good lucking... so sooooooooooooo true :D

    :D being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it... oh yeh, most of us are guilty of that one.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Hahahaha :D Love it!
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  • intodeep
    intodeep Posts: 7,249
    Great List.
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  • londonwpr
    londonwpr Posts: 293
    Love the list...especially this one: 15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I'm half convinced that me and some writer buddies may have actually written that list during a 5 year stretch we spent in the world's smokiest dive bar with the world's strongest drinks. We couldn't find the exit...
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  • dawng
    dawng Posts: 644
    31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

    41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking (that's why I got hit on so much as a bartender!)

    55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

    86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.
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  • NYbenben
    NYbenben Posts: 1,020
    dont recall the number but i liked the one that states:

    if you bring a case Old Milwaukee to a party... you need to drink at least 2 cans before hitting the imported stuff in the fridge!!

    Fuckin Classic...
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    One of the biggest Ef-You's I've given to someone is when I brought a 12 pack of Coors Light to their party, and then left an hour later with the five remaining bottles right in front of everybody. That is today's equivilant of a "Good Day, Sir!".
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    I cant look at it here at work :(
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    lol...those are good :D
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    this was fantastic!!!!!

    Fighting an extremely drunk person while sober is hilarious. <
    HOWL!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!

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