40 year old virgin poker scene

pjoasisrule
pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Enjoyable movie but I did not like this movie as much as most others but this scene is brilliant.
Alpine Valley 2000
Summerfest 2006

"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
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  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    this is a brilliant and hilarious movie and steve carrell does a great job with his character
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Ohhh Man! I love titties!
    "It's all happening"
  • pjoasisrule
    pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    A bag of Sand?
    "It's all happening"
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    I finished.....then I stole the dog.
    "It's all happening"
  • MonsterOfTheMidway
    MonsterOfTheMidway Posts: 416
    it's brilliant cause you're a virgin.
    16

    Lil Wayne is better than Pearl Jam.

    Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes 'n tricks
  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    bags of sand...?

    she was really dirty...and would just say dirty things like "look at how dirty i am."
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    describe her nipples.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    That's the only movie I liked Steve Carell in
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,914
    She was like "me so horny!"
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:
    bags of sand...?

    she was really dirty...and would just say dirty things like "look at how dirty i am."

    Haha I love the bags of sand line.

    Also the 'Are you fucking retarded?' 'Do you want me to be fucking retarded?'
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    And to think I missed this gem.
    After hearing all of this banter, I HAVE to see it now.
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • greaticedtea
    greaticedtea Posts: 229
    "me so horny...me so stupid!!!"
    MSG II 6/25/08
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    I may be a virgin, but I can still fuck you up.
    "It's all happening"

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