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sex communication at home :) ..

josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,283
edited December 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
i told my wife that when she is in the mood for sex to pull on my !@#$ one time and only one time and when she is not in the mood to pull on my !@#$ fifty times :D it works great no mixed signals here ;) ....
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    hehehehehehehehe :D:D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    what is this "mood" of which you speak?
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    :D:D lol
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    lol do you think that would work with a 17 year old like me?
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    My gf pulls on my wheelchair brakes when she's in the mood!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    9 times outta 10, I'm in the mood... ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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