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spanish words of the day .. :)

josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

:D ......
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,139
    JELLO

    What color crayon do you want, the red one or the yellow one?

    The jello one.
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    mmm spanish rice
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • NeilJamNeilJam Posts: 1,191
    tocadiscos - record player

    Mi tocadiscos esta quebrado. - My record player is broken.
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    that is great.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I don't have the accent...except when I say "wait for me" it really does come out as "wafer me" I always thought it was just laziness...

    some of those are great!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i love the tissue one haha i don't have an accent when i speak english, just a full-on cuban one when i speak spanish though. go figure lol
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,775
    josevolution wrote:
    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
    My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
    Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
    My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
    Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
    I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
    I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
    I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
    I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
    Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
    Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

    :D ......

    hum.. sweet & nice. thx
  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    Barracho Pito
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

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    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    me rascando pompis
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,390
    how do you say " wake me when Spanish class is over"?



    seriously in high school spanish was my mid-morning naptime.
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    mickeyrat wrote:
    how do you say " wake me when Spanish class is over"?



    seriously in high school spanish was my mid-morning naptime.

    try:

    cuando clase de español es terminado, me despierto por favor...:D
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    Long time since I laughed so hard, I speak spanish and I felt like "you talk like me when I try to talk like you", it's so funny when I try to "hide" my severe accent. I offer spanish lessons for free if someone helps me with my accent!
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    :D This made me laugh so hard! I really needed it, thanks :)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    una cervesa por favor!
    I love to turn you on
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