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josevolution
josevolution Posts: 31,814
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
John Mccain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afrai d to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

we need all the comedy we can find :D
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    teee hee.
    great gag Jose, I like it :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    josevolution wrote:
    John Mccain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afrai d to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

    The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

    we need all the comedy we can find :D

    NICE!!!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    hehehehehe
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    I don't get it.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    josevolution wrote:
    John Mccain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afrai d to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

    The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

    we need all the comedy we can find :D



    Very Nice....:D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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