Funny Quote :)

josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Quote for the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So...

If you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • rybesrybes Posts: 136
    hehe, awesome quote :D
  • Quote for the day:

    "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So...

    If you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!

    Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

    Yeah, but if you give her money, she'll wind up with new shoes
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Yeah, but if you give her money, she'll wind up with new shoes


    8 pairs if you're my fiance :D
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • I rest my case
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    very nice :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Yes, let's love, appreciate, and generalize the women in our lives lol
  • Saturnal wrote:
    Yes, let's love, appreciate, and generalize the women in our lives lol


    And how many pairs of shoes do you have? :)
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    that's good :)
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
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