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Chinese Sick Day
"I No Come Work Today!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.
I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
"I No Come Work Today!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.
I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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