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MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'll start. I had lip balm in my pocket in my Jeans and my wife threw them in the washing machine. The Oil in the lip balm has stained 3 of my shirts. This happened 48 hours ago - and I am still hearing about it.

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I used this old recipe for wood cleaner on the floors that required vinegar. the house smells like a pickle factory and no amount of airing it out fixes the problem. Also, the stench got into his dress shirts and suits...so he smells like a pickle barrel.

    turns out I used the wrong amount of vinegar. :rolleyes:
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    how much time you got?
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    "hi dana, you are on speakerphone and my wife is in the car with me, whats up?"
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    My sister gave some 50 year old Eloise books to me. My wife thought they were given to her. They sat in a closet for several years. I sold them on ebay (for good money). Wife is still pissed.
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