The Happening
MrMerkinball
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New M. Night movie. I was intrigued by the story before going.
It was terrible and I want my 13 bucks back. Good popcorn though
It was terrible and I want my 13 bucks back. Good popcorn though
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$13???? :eek:
Well M Night thinks you're a dumbass and that if you're not amazed then the story is just way too amazing for you to even understand. Has anyone seen any of his interviews for this movie? He's such an arrogant prick.
I gave up on this guy long time ago. I say we have a boxing match between him and Uwe Boll for supreme douche and then both have to quit making movies.
I think $9 is too much! :eek:
That's what I was going to say! :eek: :eek:
I thought it was going to be bad from the Wahlberg's delivery of the line:
"There are forces here beyond our understanding."
Blah. I did like signs though.
But mr. justam
is who I am
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I liked The Village. I thought it was kinda cool.
I also liked Signs.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I enjoyed The Village and Signs...definitely NOT Unbreakable.
same here.... although it was refreshingly different although not great.... but a movie that makes you think.
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5/23/2011- An utter embarrassment... ticketing failures too many to list.
with a movie like this i head on over to the imdb message boards, reaffirm that this guy is a hack and his movies are not good, and then spoil...err, save people from wasting their money on the rubbish.
and i laugh at the tv spots for this movie:
"his first rated-r movie"...
wow, way to go.
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
I'd give it a B.
Oh and am I the only one who thinks Zooey Deschanel is absolutely adorable? (although she can't act)
Yeah haha! what is that shit? "his first R rated movie" wtf?
Now I have yet to see the movie, but can it be any worse than the new Indiana jones? I don't think so.
The Crappening
LOL that reminds me of a quote from the movie "Spinal Tap."
The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich". --Marty DiBergi
And then Nigel (I think) bums out and says...they can't say that can they?
Totally hilarious
Love the thing about the future Simpsons Halloween spoof too--too funny!
Yeah I think he says, "now that is just being nitpicky."
Although I do agree that the advertising has been juuuuust a little silly.
and the waves in the sea still absolute blue
I have to disagree. I enjoyed Signs, Lady in the Water, and The Village.
Sure, his movies aren't real "heady" and the acting is sometimes lacking. But his movies always have me on the edge of my seat. They are entertaining.
Not my favorite director, but I'll watch all his movies!
bad acting will ruin any movie...Id rather just read a book if the acting is gonna suck
BUT!..
I just re-bought Signs on blu-ray.. I'd put it up there as one of the Sci-Fi/horror greats.
The Village was ok. The Sixth Sense was good..
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
As far as M Nights other movies....
Sixth Sense - really good
Unbreakable - decent
Signs - good (at least Joaquin Phoenix anyways)
Lady in Water - absolute horse shit!
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"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
That is, any movie not including the words "Star Wars" or "The Matrix" in the title. Or countless comedy classics. But for any other movie of substance, I agree.
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