"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
How do you guys do it man? How can you handle not having sex for some time?
we hire your username
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Arent you afraid that my username will give your herpes?
i'm afraid of nothing.
(see how i worked that answer into the thread topic)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
How do you guys do it man? How can you handle not having sex for some time?
Um, I really wouldn't know. Since the first time I had sex, I think the longest I ever went without was one long painful 30 day stretch. My wife would slip me about 3 viagras and then tie me up if I didn't give her sex on a very regular basis.
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sucking is good...right?
c'mon snap out of it!!
Sexually.
Oh boy.
One of the womanisers I outed earlier today should be able to help you with that...
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where does it hurt?
How do you guys do it man? How can you handle not having sex for some time?
It doesnt hurt anywhere. Thats the problem!
we hire your username
Arent you afraid that my username will give your herpes?
i'm afraid of nothing.
(see how i worked that answer into the thread topic)
Um, I really wouldn't know. Since the first time I had sex, I think the longest I ever went without was one long painful 30 day stretch. My wife would slip me about 3 viagras and then tie me up if I didn't give her sex on a very regular basis.
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Clever you are.
You need to use a condom with my username.
Its Dirty.
just hurt yourself then!!!