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  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    no fighting kids or i'll ram your faces into a passing yacht

    Ah, the voice of reason.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    I don't remember anything that was ever said on here.

    oh right..

    and who are you again?
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    eMMI wrote:
    oh right..

    and who are you again?

    Hmm, this seems quite familiar.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    dunkman wrote:
    no fighting kids or i'll ram your faces into a passing yacht

    There are about 4 guys parading just outside my window, would you consider ramming me into them instead? :p

    oh wait, maybe it's the other way around.
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Buru wrote:
    There are about 4 guys parading just outside my window, would you consider ramming me into them instead? :p

    oh wait, maybe it's the other way around.

    excellent! the smut's back, baby!!! :D
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    jrd wrote:
    excellent! the smut's back, baby!!! :D

    Do you have some kind of built in smut radar :p
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    jrd wrote:
    excellent! the smut's back, baby!!! :D

    Aim to please.
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Do you have some kind of built in smut radar :p

    I don't think anything as sophisticated as a radar is required. :p
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Hmm, this seems quite familiar.

    does it? :confused:

    I wonder how, this is the first time I've ever been on this forum.. I think. :o
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jrd wrote:
    excellent! the smut's back, baby!!! :D

    he's queer, he's geeky he knows the square root of 8687676567467467476 and can write in a secret language called Latin... but i've kinda missed tha muthahfuckin JRD
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Buru wrote:
    I don't think anything as sophisticated as a radar is required. :p

    Hey, I don't know what he calls it.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    eMMI wrote:
    does it? :confused:

    I wonder how, this is the first time I've ever been on this forum.. I think. :o

    Hmm, me thinks you lie.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Hmm, me thinks you lie.

    I think so too.


    :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    Buru wrote:
    There are about 4 guys parading just outside my window, would you consider ramming me into them instead? :p

    oh wait, maybe it's the other way around.

    :eek: I never realised you were such a filthy little minx
    Buru wrote:
    Aim to please.

    Surely thats the mans job ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Do you have some kind of built in smut radar :p

    busy being geeky at work, just pop in here from time to time and waddya know, someone's being smutty... as has been said, i don't think anything as sophisticated as a radar is required - you're just a bunch of pervs :p
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    ...anyone there?

    seriously, has it come to this... page 2... no posts for days ?
    shame on us...

    i'm reduced to watching Green Card on TV... shame on us... :o
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    jrd wrote:
    ...anyone there?

    seriously, has it come to this... page 2... no posts for days ?
    shame on us...

    i'm reduced to watching Green Card on TV... shame on us... :o

    It is very shameful indeed, we are an absolute disgrace :o
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    we are an absolute disgrace :o

    speak for yourself then. :p


    argh! I want it to be cold enough for snow!!
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    Don't you die on me thread.....I know what'll get us going......SMUT


    Come on people share the smut ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    Don't you die on me thread.....I know what'll get us going......SMUT


    Come on people share the smut ;)

    maybe you oughta make an appearance more often to whip us back in line. :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    eMMI wrote:
    maybe you oughta make an appearance more often to whip us back in line. :p

    *Gets superwhip out of back of car*

    Last time you said it hurt to much, but if you insist.......assume the position :D

    *jrd & dunk, take off the macks and come out from behind that bush ;))
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    *Gets superwhip out of back of car*

    Last time you said it hurt to much, but if you insist.......assume the position :D

    *jrd & dunk, take off the macks and come out from behind that bush ;))

    I think the problem is in your technique.. or in the fact that you insist on using the superwhip instead of a regular one. :rolleyes:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.

    I think Al and his superwhip may be able to help you there :eek:
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.

    Not normal thing...but....what the fuck....bend over your piece of shit and take whats given to you :D
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    'shrubbery' has got to be one of the greatest words in the history of.. the English language.


    :D


    woo, -5 degrees today, nearly snow time.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Irish Al wrote:
    Not normal thing...but....what the fuck....bend over your piece of shit and take whats given to you :D

    thanks, Al, that's much better. but now i can't sit down, is there anything i can rub into the welts to make using a chair a possibility ?

    :eek:
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    jrd wrote:
    thanks, Al, that's much better. but now i can't sit down, is there anything i can rub into the welts to make using a chair a possibility ?

    :eek:

    Melt some chocolate and cheese together and get dunk to rub it on...he has a magic tongue ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Irish Al wrote:
    Melt some chocolate and cheese together and get dunk to rub it on...he has a magic tongue ;)

    :eek:

    Such mental images.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    :eek:

    I'm afraid that this thread is soon crossing the line from "innocent smut" to "porn". :o


    :eek:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
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