So my wife just went to the ER....

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I am stuck at work and her parents took her. She is okay but she might have a kindney stone only thank god. She called me when she was at home, she was on the floor crying in pain. Anyone ever deal with this? What should I expect?
She just gave a urine sample and had a lot of blood in her pee.
Can anyone help here?
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  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    I am stuck at work and her parents took her. She is okay but she might have a kindney stone only thank god. She called me when she was at home, she was on the floor crying in pain. Anyone ever deal with this? What should I expect?
    She just gave a urine sample and had a lot of blood in her pee.
    Can anyone help here?
    the wife may be out for the night.... invite the boys around, watch the game. :D she'll piss it out.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I am stuck at work and her parents took her. She is okay but she might have a kindney stone only thank god. She called me when she was at home, she was on the floor crying in pain. Anyone ever deal with this? What should I expect?
    She just gave a urine sample and had a lot of blood in her pee.
    Can anyone help here?


    It does sound like a kidney Stone too me....your wife is in some kind of pain......if I were you I would definitely kiss your wife's ass this weekend!! Buy her some flowers and cook her some dinner!! :o

    They probably gave her a little strainer to hold under her when she pees. Hopefully she will pass it on her own. IF not, they will have to surgically remove it which IS NOT FUN!!!:(
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    I am stuck at work and her parents took her. She is okay but she might have a kindney stone only thank god. She called me when she was at home, she was on the floor crying in pain. Anyone ever deal with this? What should I expect?
    She just gave a urine sample and had a lot of blood in her pee.
    Can anyone help here?

    ive not had kidney stones. but i have had gallstones(still got them actually) and they hurt like a motherfucker. ive given birth to 4 children and labour is a walk in the park compared to that pain. but ooh wee the morphines fantastic!! :D
    hope your lady is ok.
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  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    Not trying to be funny or anything, I hope all will be well with your wife

    Does it hurt more for a dude to pass the stone considering its a smaller place it needs to exit rather than a woman

    Just Curious
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Quick...now's your chance to screw other women. :rolleyes:
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    Not trying to be funny or anything, I hope all will be well with your wife

    Does it hurt more for a dude to pass the stone considering its a smaller place it needs to exit rather than a woman

    Just Curious


    Yes, for a man it is close to giving birth pain for a woman! It hurts like crazy for a man....some men have been known to pass out from the pain...hehehehe


    Sorry to laugh!! :p


    The catheter is not fun for the guy either....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I thought they zapped kidney stones with a "laser beam" to break them into little bits. Never had stones, just and infection and I remember I was unable to walk. I wad doubled over in the quad at university, crying and screaming...that pain was SEVERE!

    Get your wife a diamond or something to remember this by...she'll cherish it forever!
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I thought they zapped kidney stones with a "laser beam" to break them into little bits. Never had stones, just and infection and I remember I was unable to walk. I wad doubled over in the quad at university, crying and screaming...that pain was SEVERE!

    Get your wife a diamond or something to remember this by...she'll cherish it forever!


    Some hospitals use that machine, and some don't. I'm not sure how dependable it is. I will have to find out more about it!!


    "Laser"
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Quick...now's your chance to screw other women. :rolleyes:
    oh irony...


    but seriously, i hope your wife's ok... hopefully this isnt payback for your thread.

    good luck to her!!! flowers is def a good idea!
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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    she might have a kindney stone only thank god.

    Oh no! Those are terribly painful!

    My roommate had one in college and I took her to the ER. Before they could determine that it was a kidney stone, they did a pregnancy test to rule out ectopic pregnancy and took blood and ruled out appendicitis. Eventually, they decided it was a kidney stone and gave her painkillers and sent her home. What I remember being the worst thing about it was that it took them a while to determine exactly what was wrong with her before they would give her any pain meds. However, once they realized it, she took them and felt so much better by that evening.

    I hope they get the pain under control very quickly!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Mr. Acoustic,

    i wish your wife a quick recovery.
    that is truly a painful experience.
    flowers are in order my friend.
    you may dislike me and all, that's fine.
    but um, we are adults here.
    good luck with your wife and this issue as it is no fun.


    i'll tell ya something that quite crazy medically.
    my dad (dead now) used to have kidney stones constantly.
    i would not be stretching the truth in the least if i said he had some
    50-80 kidney stones in his lifetime, possibly more.
    after so many it made him tough as fuck with them like it was comman knowledge.
    a doctor once told him that he had just passed the largest kidney stone he had ever saw.

    "oh i just pissed out a sandbur lookin thing, its all good.
    now where's a shot, a beer, and a smoke?"
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Quick...now's your chance to screw other women. :rolleyes:

    i was gonna say the same thing :)

    poor girl though, i have a friend who had some and she said it is agonizing.
    and like that... he's gone.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Quick...now's your chance to screw other women. :rolleyes:

    Awesome! :D
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    catch22 wrote:
    i was gonna say the same thing :)

    poor girl though, i have a friend who had some and she said it is agonizing.


    Yes, but you were actually meaning it for him to go and screw other women. She was not! :o
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    oh irony...


    but seriously, i hope your wife's ok... hopefully this isnt payback for your thread.

    good luck to her!!! flowers is def a good idea!

    I was thinking the same thing, DTE ;)
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Yes, but you were actually meaning it for him to go and screw other women. She was not! :o

    not while she's passing a kidney stone. if you're going to cheat, you've at least got to work for it. that kind of violates the whole just getting your fun on the side but still being there 100% for the wife rule. she needs him, he's there. now next weekend when she's recovered and is back to complaining about the how he didn't clean the dishes well enough for her and how he has to turn out the light before sex... then he can slip away and find some play!

    see, you've got to have values :)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    catch22 wrote:
    not while she's passing a kidney stone. if you're going to cheat, you've at least got to work for it. that kind of violates the whole just getting your fun on the side but still being there 100% for the wife rule. she needs him, he's there. now next weekend when she's recovered and is back to complaining about the how he didn't clean the dishes well enough for her and how he has to turn out the light before sex... then he can slip away and find some play!

    see, you've got to have values :)


    Wow, just wow!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    sssssh secret stuff. ;):p
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    hehe...oops.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Personal feelings towards the OP aside, I do feel for his wife. I've had numerous kidney infections (one I nearly died from). Granted I have never given birth, but the pain is absolutely HORRID. At one point I literally had to *CRAWL* down the hallway to the kitchen. I hope she feels better very soon.
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Wow, just wow!! :eek:

    let's just all hope she passes them without too much delay and pain eh? we can keep the double standards talk in that thread and resurrect it later ;)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • kcherubkcherub Posts: 961
    I am stuck at work and her parents took her. She is okay but she might have a kindney stone only thank god. She called me when she was at home, she was on the floor crying in pain. Anyone ever deal with this? What should I expect?
    She just gave a urine sample and had a lot of blood in her pee.
    Can anyone help here?

    Hey...I hope that she gets some pain relief soon. I had one years ago, and I literally thought I was going to die. Seriously. They will either watch it, or do a retrieval. Either way, she will be fine. :)
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    catch22 wrote:
    not while she's passing a kidney stone. if you're going to cheat, you've at least got to work for it. that kind of violates the whole just getting your fun on the side but still being there 100% for the wife rule. she needs him, he's there. now next weekend when she's recovered and is back to complaining about the how he didn't clean the dishes well enough for her and how he has to turn out the light before sex... then he can slip away and find some play!

    see, you've got to have values :)

    well yes one must, above all else adhere to quality standards when speaking of wanting to screw outside of their marriage. afterall there is a time and place for everything.
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    well yes one must, above all else adhere to quality standards when speaking of wanting to screw outside of their marriage. afterall there is a time and place for everything.

    i'm glad someone understands where i'm coming from. so now, let's all pull for her speedy recovery!
    and like that... he's gone.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    catch22 wrote:
    i'm glad someone understands where i'm coming from. so now, let's all pull for her speedy recovery!

    yes... i understand all too well where youre coming from. ;):)

    personally id prefer to be kept pumped full of drugs. morphine is a beautiful thing. but yes lets hope AGgirl gets better soonest. :)
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    yes... i understand all too well where youre coming from. ;):)

    personally id prefer to be kept pumped full of drugs. morphine is a beautiful thing. but yes lets hope AGgirl gets better soonest. :)

    no way man... demerol (sp?) is where it's at! i had lung surgery once, and they cut my side open to stick tubes into my chest cavity and all i could do was giggle about it thanks to the demerol, hehe. THAT is beautiful stuff ;)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    catch22 wrote:
    no way man... demerol (sp?) is where it's at! i had lung surgery once, and they cut my side open to stick tubes into my chest cavity and all i could do was giggle about it thanks to the demerol, hehe. THAT is beautiful stuff ;)

    well each to his own i guess.
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    well each to his own i guess.

    true enough. i can't lie... i did enjoy the purple trees outside my (indoor courtyard facing) window while i was on the morphine drip :)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    catch22 wrote:
    true enough. i can't lie... i did enjoy the purple trees outside my (indoor courtyard facing) window while i was on the morphine drip :)

    whats not to enjoy, floating around your own universe? :)
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    catch22 wrote:
    no way man... demerol (sp?) is where it's at! i had lung surgery once, and they cut my side open to stick tubes into my chest cavity and all i could do was giggle about it thanks to the demerol, hehe. THAT is beautiful stuff ;)


    You made me giggle just now!! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
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