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"Coming to America" Love thread!!!!

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
In response to the other thread.

He beat Joe Louis's aaaasssss!

You did not meet Martin Luther the King!
Yes I did!
No you did not!


Sexual Chocolate!!!!!!
Sexual Chocolate!!!!!!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I have recently been placed in charge of garbage.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Just Let Your Sooooouuuuulllll Gloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    fuck you!

    fuck you!

    fuck you!

    who's next?

    :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I thought this thread was finally some people having some nice things to say about America. lol
    :o


    San Dimas High School football rules!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    "The boys got his own money....And when I say he got his own money, I mean the BOY HAS HIS OWN MONEY!!

    I am King Jafi Jaffer...Ruler of Zamunda!!

    LOVE that movie!!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Sir, I must ask you to put the gun down, or I will be forced to thrash you.
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • Motown322Motown322 Posts: 465
    acoustic guy wrote:

    Sexual Chocolate!!!!!!
    Sexual Chocolate!!!!!!

    "You may remember him... as Joe the Policeman... from the What's Goin' Down episode of "That's My Mama". Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage... and give a warm round of applause... for JACKSON HEIGHTS' OWN... RANDY... WATSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    That's from memory so it might be off a bit... sorry. :D
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Errehtime some white fool gotta talk about Rockeh Marciano...Rockeh Marciano this, Rockeh Marciano that
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Saturnal wrote:
    Errehtime

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Guy goes into a resttaurant and orders the soup.
    waiter brings him the soup says enjoy. Comes back to check on the guy, the guys say taste the soup. Waiter says soup to hot...guy says taste the soup;, waiter says, soup too cold? guy says taste the soup, waiter says whats wrong the the soup, guys says taste the soup. waiter says okay, give me the spoon....AHA!! AHA!!!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Mortimer! Mortimer!
    Were back!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    The Royal Penis is clean your Highness.


    :D
    NERDS!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    What Is That Velvet
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    come on in gentlemen ;)




    Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thing...

    love it...
    wah
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    I still say he was better when he was Classius CLay!
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    his momma call him clay... imma call him clay
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Reverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

    :p
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!

    :D
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    cutback wrote:
    SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!

    :D

    classic

    thanks!
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    my2hands wrote:
    Reverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

    :p


    hahahahahahaha!
    I forgot about that one!

    how about the short roll that Samuel L Jackson was in?
    Classic
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.
    I love to turn you on
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    top classic favorite of mine.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • smg9779smg9779 Posts: 235
    Hey stu, your rent's due motha fucker! And don't be pullin' that falling down the stairs shit on me! Are you conscience?!
    Steve

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    07/13/98 Los Angeles
    07/14/98 Los Angeles
    10/31/99 Bridge School
    10/28/00 San Bernardino
    10/31/00 Mountain View
    10/21/01 Bridge School
    06/01/03 Mountain View
    07/15/06 SF I
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    sexual_chocolate-vi.gif
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "In The Face!!!!!!!!"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Just Let Your Sooooouuuuulllll Gloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_m820cpjvLL1qa68eh.gif
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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