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Wow! Talk about bad Karma......

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Within two weeks, all these things have happened to me.

-Stubbed my toe to where my nail ripped off and was bleeding
-Slammed my thumb into a drawer causing it to bruise real bad under the nail
-Sliced open my OTHER thumb with saw and its still infected
-Banged, scraped and bruised my knee on a metal thing in the garage
-While sawing wood, I had a piece of dust fly into my eye, scratched my retina real bad, had to go to Dr. to get it out, now need ointment
-This morning I woke up with a bug bite right below the same eye

HOLY SHIT.....its the straight and narrow for me kiddies.
I think I paid my dues

At least until the tour starts ;)
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    I think you'd better send the ash back to the volcano!
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    What did you do? kill a chainaman??
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    pjfan31 wrote:
    What did you do? kill a chainaman??
    LOL :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Well if you were as bad ass like me, Karma would be scared of you.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Within two weeks, all these things have happened to me.

    -Stubbed my toe to where my nail ripped off and was bleeding
    -Slammed my thumb into a drawer causing it to bruise real bad under the nail
    -Sliced open my OTHER thumb with saw and its still infected
    -Banged, scraped and bruised my knee on a metal thing in the garage
    -While sawing wood, I had a piece of dust fly into my eye, scratched my retina real bad, had to go to Dr. to get it out, now need ointment
    -This morning I woke up with a bug bite right below the same eye

    HOLY SHIT.....its the straight and narrow for me kiddies.
    I think I paid my dues

    At least until the tour starts ;)

    wow! thats enough to make one wish they actually were in a wheelchair. ;):p:D
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Instant karma's gonna get you
    gonna knock you right in the head
    you better get yourself together
    or pretty soon you're gonna be dead.....
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    Another habit says its long overdue
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Bad Karma due to this? http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=282928
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    and I'll overdo it'
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    The Champ wrote:
    Bad Karma due to this? http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=282928

    Yea........dick. ;)
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    That isn't Karma......that is just some odd accidents happening to you that are purley coincidental...;)


    There is no such thing as Karma......no matter what EARL HICKEY says....:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    That isn't Karma......that is just some odd accidents happening to you that are purley coincidental...;)


    There is no such thing as Karma......no matter what EARL HICKEY says....:p


    im not so sure, i bit the dust down the steps from my house to the street yesterday, i landed in the street and almost got run over by my GF who i was running out to tell her sorry for the argument we just had b4 she left for work. scraped and bruised hands and knees, and i re-injured my right hand that i broke in two places two years ago. so even though i was going to appologize, karma struck me for being a complete dick. lol

    i look pathetic right now. lol.
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  • CateetoCateeto Posts: 377
    I think maybe you should stay out of the garage for awhile... Doesn't seem to be your thing :p

    As for the bug bite.... Bugs are just evil. :(
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    the wolf wrote:
    im not so sure, i bit the dust down the steps from my house to the street yesterday, i landed in the street and almost got run over by my GF who i was running out to tell her sorry for the argument we just had b4 she left for work. scraped and bruised hands and knees, and i re-injured my right hand that i broke in two places two years ago. so even though i was going to appologize, karma struck me for being a complete dick. lol

    i look pathetic right now. lol.


    Sounds like your just clumsy!! hehehe ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
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