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This makes me laugh out loud EVERYTIME

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
This suite is black not.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This suite is black not.

    I just have to ask. What?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    DonJon wrote:
    I just have to ask. What?
    Don't try to trick me gypsy.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    hahahha i honestly cry with laughter every time i see that part

    this suit is black not
    THIS SUIT IS NOTTTT BLACKKK
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    emily18 wrote:
    hahahha i honestly cry with laughter every time i see that part

    this suit is black not
    THIS SUIT IS NOTTTT BLACKKK
    LOL :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    can i make a joke about my wife?
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    acoustic guy wrote:
    gypsy.
    now that made me laugh..I haven't been here for a while and I still remember that thread
  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    i need to watch that movie so bad right now hahahah
  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    "My wife is dead?........ HIGH FIVE!"
  • alexersalexers Posts: 492
    i LOVE the bear in the ice cream truck. hilarious.

    you will never get this, you will never get this
    ... and he get this
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDjzrcGq1KQ&feature=related hahaha high five!
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    alexers wrote:
    i LOVE the bear in the ice cream truck. hilarious.

    you will never get this, you will never get this
    ... and he get this
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDjzrcGq1KQ&feature=related hahaha high five!
    hahahahaha, lalalalalalala you will never get this! And one day he get this hahahahahahaha!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    there are so many fucking great lines from that movie

    Bang Bang skeet skeet, whats up vanilla face, me and my homie azamat want to park our slabs here for the night.

    something like that - but that hotel scene is so funny and theb it before where they are taught to act like gangsters.
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    The car dealer scene is hilarious....


    Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
    Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
    [starts showing Borat cars]
    Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
    Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
    Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
    Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
    Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
    Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
    Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
    Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
    Borat: *Hard*
    Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
    Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
    Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
    Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
    Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
    Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
    Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
    Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
    Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
    Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
    Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    lmao, I laugh everytime. :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    markymark550 wrote:
    The car dealer scene is hilarious....


    Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
    Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
    [starts showing Borat cars]
    Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
    Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
    Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
    Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
    Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
    Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
    Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
    Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
    Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
    Borat: *Hard*
    Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
    Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
    Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
    Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
    Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
    Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
    Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
    Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
    Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
    Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
    Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.


    you got a script dude?

    link?
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    I BrisK I wrote:
    you got a script dude?

    link?
    haha...no, just searched for "Borat" and "pussy magnet" (those were the parts I remembered) and Google returned the IMDB page with Borat quotes....

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/quotes

    reading that whole page is hilarious
  • alexersalexers Posts: 492
    i LOVE the part where he's in the hotel and is thinks that the tv menu is actual tv. hahahahhaha
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