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Great! 33 years old, and I get a fucking pimple night before an interview!

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Not just any pimple, A fucking golf ball on my cheek.
During the interview these guys are gonna be staring at it like I got a wad of Big Leage Chew in my mouth.

I have not had a pimple in many many years. WTF? Nerves I guess.
How embarrassing.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Not just any pimple, A fucking golf ball on my cheek.
    During the interview these guys are gonna be staring at it like I got a wad of Big Leage Chew in my mouth.

    I have not had a pimple in many many years. WTF? Nerves I guess.
    How embarrassing.

    UGH...I got one of those last week. It was AWFUL and hurt like hell, I can relate. And what sucks even more is you probably don't use makeup so you can't really cover it up.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    put some paste toothpaste on it!

    seriously (but dont use the gel kind)

    it will get the swelling down...I presume it will have a head on it soon!

    and good luck on your interview!!!



    (by the way - it was ageist of you to mention that you are 33 and you have a pimple ;):p )
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    failedpersephone wrote:
    put some paste toothpaste on it!

    seriously (but dont use the gel kind)

    it will get the swelling down...I presume it will have a head on it soon!

    and good luck on your interview!!!



    (by the way - it was ageist of you to mention that you are 33 and you have a pimple ;):p )


    Lol, real funny.

    I try the paste, thanks
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Use your daughters first pee filled diaper in the morning and rub it all over your face

    Works great !
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Use your daughters first pee filled diaper in the morning and rub it all over your face

    Works great !

    Your freaking nasty! hahahaha
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Your freaking nasty! hahahaha


    Dude, I'm serious I heard that some where LoL

    Urine Therapy.....not golden showers you sicko

    ;)
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Dude, I'm serious I heard that some where LoL

    Urine Therapy.....not golden showers you sicko

    ;)

    WHAT?
    No no no, I am not falling fot that Bullshit! Hahahahahaha.
    No freakin way! Hahahahahah.
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  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,961
    The first urine of the morning is supposed to be good for wart removal. I don't know about pimples. Good luck with your interview.

    Cheers!
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Aren't you married? Borrow some cover-up from your wife. I borrowed some from my sister one time...worked fine.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Wait until you're thirty-five and get grey pubes. Not that you have to show them at an interview. Er, most of the time.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    you realize that's all the interviewer is going to be looking at the WHOLE interview.............
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Saturnal wrote:
    Aren't you married? Borrow some cover-up from your wife. I borrowed some from my sister one time...worked fine.

    Funny you say that. Years ago I would break out every so often and I would use my wifes cover up. Well my brother in law found out, and ever since he has been calling me the cover stick cowboy. LOL :D

    BTW, one time, yea right. Ya got on in your car I bet, Hahaha
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    1STmammal2wearPants wrote:
    you realize that's all the interviewer is going to be looking at the WHOLE interview.............
    AYE! Maldito!!!

    no AG - they wont even notice - dont be nervous about it....

    use the paste...if there is still a bump or a redmark go with concealer...

    I dont think there will be if you use paste!!!

    GOOD LUCK!!!!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Wait until you're thirty-five and get grey pubes. Not that you have to show them at an interview. Er, most of the time.

    Who has pubes ??

    ;)
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    This is the funniest discussion I have ever had with people who I don't even know.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Wait until you're thirty-five and get grey pubes. Not that you have to show them at an interview. Er, most of the time.
    gray pubes??? :eek:
    you know, nowadays the youngsters shave that area. no more gray!:D


    EDIT: college kids...i don't think "the youngsters" have pubes yet :D
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  • Gossard_Is_GodGossard_Is_God Posts: 1,031
    acoustic guy wrote:
    WHAT?
    No no no, I am not falling fot that Bullshit! Hahahahahaha.
    No freakin way! Hahahahahah.


    He is infact right ya know? :)...do it!
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    failedpersephone wrote:
    put some paste toothpaste on it!

    seriously (but dont use the gel kind)

    it will get the swelling down...I presume it will have a head on it soon!

    and good luck on your interview!!!



    (by the way - it was ageist of you to mention that you are 33 and you have a pimple ;):p )

    Holy Shit it worked!
    I had a white head this morning, poped it ( Iew gross, sorry people)
    And now its almost completely gone!
    Thanks, :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Posts: 2,549
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Not just any pimple, A fucking golf ball on my cheek.

    You want to see a golf ball on someone's cheek?

    ^Not for the squeamish.

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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    cover stick cowboy? that bit is brilliant!!!!!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    cover stick cowboy? that bit is brilliant!!!!!!!!!

    Laugh once okay, laugh twice and I'm gonna tattoo your forehead with my knuckles. ;)
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Laugh once okay, laugh twice and I'm gonna tattoo your forehead with my knuckles. ;)

    aw man that killed me. can't stop laughing (and can't wait to use that on my own brother in law!)
    I love to turn you on
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    aw man that killed me. can't stop laughing (and can't wait to use that on my own brother in law!)

    Yea everytime it comes up, my family gets a big laugh out of it.
    lol
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  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    Put some of your wifes coverup on it. That surely will not show up under the flourescent lights in an office...he he he.

    My wife did that to me once....every once and a while I get this one fucking zit on the side of my forehead from wearing baseball hats and sweating in the summertime. Gross, I know. How do you think I feel.

    Anyway, my wife had the great idea of covering up the red area (no head, just the red before the head type of zit) with cover up. I bought it. WTF, why not, right? Then I got to work, took a leak, washed my hands, and noticed the brownish reddish boilish looking sore type thing on my forehead. Needless to say, the zit alone looked a hell of a lot better.

    Moral of the story, its just a fucking zit. it will go away. if the interview goes bad, you can blame it on the zit.
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  • stevieraveonstevieraveon Posts: 413
    rhinomagic wrote:
    You want to see a golf ball on someone's cheek?

    ^Not for the squeamish.

    .

    OH MY GODDDDDDDD
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