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I wanna grow a musache b/c they are funny.

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I almost did a few times with a friend at my old job. We thought it would be funny. No offence if ya got one, for a young guy its funny.

I wanna grow one but I don't have the balls.
I have a beard which is great but a mustache is funny ;)
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  • kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
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  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    I would but I think the average 17 year old boy could grow a thicker mustache than I. :(

    I'd love to grow a fumanchu mustache for shits and grins. Maybe start wearing a leather vest, some badass boots, drink whiskey from the bottle...
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    gabers wrote:
    I would but I think the average 17 year old boy could grow a thicker mustache than I. :(

    I'd love to grow a fumanchu mustache for shits and grins. Maybe start wearing a leather vest, some badass boots, drink whiskey from the bottle...
    Get that look together, then look me up - pardner...

    because we are talkin some ALL night 'stache riding :eek:

    :D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My buddy's wife said the place where she works all the guys in the office grow mustaches for a few months and then see who can have the craziest looking stache

    After they are grown in they have a party at one of the guys houses and vote on the funniest stache while drinking and partying

    She said its hilariuos some of these guys are Directors and have to have huge business meetings and presentations while having a 70's stache
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Get that look together, then look me up - pardner...

    because we are talkin some ALL night 'stache riding :eek:

    :D


    Mmmmmmmm flavor-saver
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  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Get that look together, then look me up - pardner...

    because we are talkin some ALL night 'stache riding :eek:

    :D

    As the kids say - ROTFLMFAO!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I almost did a few times with a friend at my old job. We thought it would be funny. No offence if ya got one, for a young guy its funny.

    I wanna grow one but I don't have the balls.
    I have a beard which is great but a mustache is funny ;)

    hahaha. I guess my 17 year old has balls since he has one. Has had it for over a year or so --- I think he is just too lazy to shave!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    If you're going for funny....I'd go with cheek hair only.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Pick one of these choices to give us an idea about the hilarity of your facial hair:
    http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3163686/2/istockphoto_3163686_bunch_of_beards.jpg
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  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,898
    We did it in college and a good time was had by all. The best is when friends not in on it ask you, "Are you growing a moustache?"
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My buddy's wife said the place where she works all the guys in the office grow mustaches for a few months and then see who can have the craziest looking stache

    After they are grown in they have a party at one of the guys houses and vote on the funniest stache while drinking and partying

    She said its hilariuos some of these guys are Directors and have to have huge business meetings and presentations while having a 70's stache


    No that is really funny!
    Man thats funny. :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Mmmmmmmm flavor-saver


    i thought the flavor saver was the soul patch?
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    justjoshingu wrote:
    i thought the flavor saver was the soul patch?

    You are correct. The Mustache is for rides only.
    NERDS!
  • given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
    Did you ever see the Ron White stand up where he called it Prision Pu$$y? LOL!

    We had a party in college where we gave 1 month notice and had a "Moustache Bash" and everyone (girls included) had to come with a 'stache. Girls came with glue ons, guys all grew 'em. Funny shit!

    My dad is the only guy I know that can truly rock a moustache, well...other than Tom Sellack. I'll take Tom's for a ride anyday!
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    given2fly78 wrote:
    Did you ever see the Ron White stand up where he called it Prision Pu$$y? LOL!

    We had a party in college where we gave 1 month notice and had a "Moustache Bash" and everyone (girls included) had to come with a 'stache. Girls came with glue ons, guys all grew 'em. Funny shit!

    My dad is the only guy I know that can truly rock a moustache, well...other than Tom Sellack. I'll take Tom's for a ride anyday!


    Hahahaha, funny.
    My buddy grew one and we called him Magnum PI.
    Good times
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    My husband sometimes will go a few days without shaving (his job is very casual now) and then shave everything but the moustache....and he'll tease me that he's going to let it grow. :D Luckily, he hasn't gone so far as to actually grow one yet. :D
  • NoCode_inMTNoCode_inMT Posts: 551
    South of Seattle wrote:
    The Mustache is for rides only.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... :D
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    My husband sometimes will go a few days without shaving (his job is very casual now) and then shave everything but the moustache....and he'll tease me that he's going to let it grow. :D Luckily, he hasn't gone so far as to actually grow one yet. :D

    im thinking of doing that too.
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Ive never understood growing a moustache without a beard, it looks so stupid! What the fuck is going through someone like Tom Selleck's head?
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    stu gee wrote:
    Ive never understood growing a moustache without a beard, it looks so stupid! What the fuck is going through someone like Tom Selleck's head?
    Not as daft as growing a beard without a moustache. Silly fuckers look like their heads are on upside down.

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  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    If you're gonna do it could do it for charity :) .... http://www.movember.com/

    Never seen my Dad without a 'tash ... just wouldn't be right :o
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  • reversedarwinismreversedarwinism Posts: 1,151
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I almost did a few times with a friend at my old job. We thought it would be funny. No offence if ya got one, for a young guy its funny.

    I wanna grow one but I don't have the balls.
    I have a beard which is great but a mustache is funny ;)

    Yeah, I find it funny too. I grew one for Christmas. I told my gf that it wasn't about being pretty, its funny. I call it a "pervert mustach" when its just the tash without the beard. Not everyone that has one is a pervert, but all pervert have one. I laughed at it everyday, but shaved it off on New Years Eve. I didn't want to go into the New Year with it. My gf says she never wants it to come back, it was pretty bad - lol. May be it will look more reasonable when I'm older.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    time to shave the winter beard this weekend. maybe a foo mancu will be in the works. that would freak out the gf when i pick her up at the airport. :lol:
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    We should all do this for PJ 20. Make the band wonder why every guy in the building has a 70's porno stache.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    We should all do this for PJ 20. Make the band wonder why every guy in the building has a 70's porno stache.


    now that would be funny. :lol: i'm down with that.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    81 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    We should all do this for PJ 20. Make the band wonder why every guy in the building has a 70's porno stache.


    now that would be funny. :lol: i'm down with that.

    You wanna do the honors of starting the official PJ 20 Stache Thread?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    We should all do this for PJ 20. Make the band wonder why every guy in the building has a 70's porno stache.


    now that would be funny. :lol: i'm down with that.

    You wanna do the honors of starting the official PJ 20 Stache Thread?


    it was your idea, post it up....

    i'll toss in an official bootleg as part of the prize pack
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Nah...you've got more "Board Cred" than I do. Fire it up 81. The official PJ 20 Lip Tickler thread.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Nah...you've got more "Board Cred" than I do. Fire it up 81. The official PJ 20 Lip Tickler thread.

    go over to the porch and start it. i'll back ya up. :lol: it's got potential.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    We should refer to them officially as "Musaches" since that is what acoustic guy originally posted.
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