Last night I had dinner with the biggest bunch of stiffs I ever met!!

acoustic guy

My mother in law works for a local Orchestra and they played on sunday. She asked my wife and I to go to see them with her and then all the people involved go to dinner. Well the music was a nice change, but the conversation at dinner....OMG!

The guy says as he puts the monocle to his eye, " Lovely lovely proformance!Bravo! Bravo!"

These people were so fucking boring. The guy I was talking to was refering to himself as a doctor all night long. So I say, " Oh what kind of Doctor are you?". He says "well I'm a Doctor of Piano!" WTF? Then he said we went to U of Delaware. Big Party school that my wife went to. So she asked him about his experiences there. He said he spent all his days in the practice room. Okay, you go to a huge party school, and spend your days playing piano? Dork.
What I am writing sounds stupid but the night lasted forever and was boring as hell.
Oh and the solo Violinist gave a speech at dinner with a full erection! Swear! My wife almost spit up her wine when she noticed it! Hahahahaha!

Rygar

acoustic guy wrote:

My mother in law works for a local Orchestra and they played on sunday. She asked my wife and I to go to see them with her and then all the people involved go to dinner. Well the music was a nice change, but the conversation at dinner....OMG!

The guy says as he puts the monocle to his eye, " Lovely lovely proformance!Bravo! Bravo!"

These people were so fucking boring. The guy I was talking to was refering to himself as a doctor all night long. So I say, " Oh what kind of Doctor are you?". He says "well I'm a Doctor of Piano!" WTF? Then he said we went to U of Delaware. Big Party school that my wife went to. So she asked him about his experiences there. He said he spent all his days in the practice room. Okay, you go to a huge party school, and spend your days playing piano? Dork.
What I am writing sounds stupid but the night lasted forever and was boring as hell.
Oh and the solo Violinist gave a speech at dinner with a full erection! Swear! My wife almost spit up her wine when she noticed it! Hahahahaha!

You should have referred to yourself as the "Admiral" all night long.
I'd be ok if you added 'Rusty Shackleford' to the end of it, too.

in_hiding79

acoustic guy wrote:

Oh and the solo Violinist gave a speech at dinner with a full erection! Swear! My wife almost spit up her wine when she noticed it! Hahahahaha!

WTF kind of dinner did you go to?? :eek:

acoustic guy

Rygar wrote:

You should have referred to yourself as the "Admiral" all night long.
I'd be ok if you added 'Rusty Shackleford' to the end of it, too.

LOL, that would be funny if I played a character.

josevolution

acoustic guy wrote:

My mother in law works for a local Orchestra and they played on sunday. She asked my wife and I to go to see them with her and then all the people involved go to dinner. Well the music was a nice change, but the conversation at dinner....OMG!

The guy says as he puts the monocle to his eye, " Lovely lovely proformance!Bravo! Bravo!"

These people were so fucking boring. The guy I was talking to was refering to himself as a doctor all night long. So I say, " Oh what kind of Doctor are you?". He says "well I'm a Doctor of Piano!" WTF? Then he said we went to U of Delaware. Big Party school that my wife went to. So she asked him about his experiences there. He said he spent all his days in the practice room. Okay, you go to a huge party school, and spend your days playing piano? Dork.
What I am writing sounds stupid but the night lasted forever and was boring as hell.
Oh and the solo Violinist gave a speech at dinner with a full erection! Swear! My wife almost spit up her wine when she noticed it! Hahahahaha!

maybe he was eyeing your wife watch those violin playing asses and you probably were thinking about the playground;) he he he ,you should of pointed to his pants and asked if he forgot hi's mic in them .....

acoustic guy

josevolution wrote:

maybe he was eyeing your wife watch those violin playing asses and you probably were thinking about the playground;) he he he ,you should of pointed to his pants and asked if he forgot hi's mic in them .....

if I wanna keep my marriage together, I need to stay away from the playground for awhile. LOL

josevolution

acoustic guy wrote:

if I wanna keep my marriage together, I need to stay away from the playground for awhile. LOL

that's a very good tactic stay away, it can only get you in trouble if you go there smart man ....

the wolf

sorry, i have been to things like this. its the kinda thing that every time you look to check the time you get that uneasy feeling, cause you realize its only 3 min. from the last time you checked, but seemed like a day!

ugg.

btw, you should have told him you were a doctor too, a doctor of masturbation. that would have made him choke on his wine.

norm

that's a funny story.......cuz i wasn't there...;)

wood? really?! was the violinist 14 years old? and did the "dr of piano" watch Seinfeld one too many times?

did ya try to bring up pj at any point in the evening?

:D

acoustic guy

cutback wrote:

that's a funny story.......cuz i wasn't there...;)

wood? really?! was the violinist 14 years old? and did the "dr of piano" watch Seinfeld one too many times?

did ya try to bring up pj at any point in the evening?

:D

Funny you ask about PJ?
I was trying to relate to these musicians so I was talking about playing guitar. They did not give a shit. LOL
I forget the discussion, but i almost said something about PJ, I held back b/c my wife would have kicked me

norm

acoustic guy wrote:

Funny you ask about PJ?
I was trying to relate to these musicians so I was talking about playing guitar. They did not give a shit. LOL
I forget the discussion, but i almost said something about PJ, I held back b/c my wife would have kicked me

haha...well next time tell your wife you got a milf on the hook in the park so she should let you talk about pj all you want...;) :D

in_hiding79

cutback wrote:

haha...well next time tell your wife you got a milf on the hook in the park so she should let you talk about pj all you want...;) :D

hehehehehehehehee

acoustic guy

cutback wrote:

haha...well next time tell your wife you got a milf on the hook in the park so she should let you talk about pj all you want...;) :D

Hahahahahaha!
This is overboard but I'm deep into a bottle of Shiraz so...
That chic at the park helped me out during my alone private time the other day.;);)
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

_Crazy_Mary_

This story is so funny! A boner?! REALLY??? OMG :eek:

Also, what Shiraz are you drinking?

I work in a bar and when the local theater in town lets out all the actors come into the bar for drinks and I can't stand these fucking people!! They are so into themselves! This one lady uses her acting voice whenever she talks, so she's really loud and fake and whenever she comes in, I speak to her with the same inflection in my voice. God, I'm a bitch

obiwon76

Remember this thread, all of us will experiencing the same thing in 20 years, but we will be on the other end of it.

I find myself doing the same things my parents did when I was 15 years younger. I catch myself saying things to my 6 year old niece that my father told me. It's amazing.

Lizard

acoustic guy wrote:

Oh and the solo Violinist gave a speech at dinner with a full erection! Swear! My wife almost spit up her wine when she noticed it! Hahahahaha!

is that why you said you had dinner with a bunch of stiffs???!!!!



Edit: BIGGEST bunch of stiffs!!!!!!!!!!!

DOSW

acoustic guy wrote:

So she asked him about his experiences there. He said he spent all his days in the practice room. Okay, you go to a huge party school, and spend your days playing piano? Dork.

*shakes head*

The boner speech does sound pretty funny though.