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Who wants Jeff's kids?

SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
(Ah, just messing with MCKB...)

:)
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Fuckin hell that made me laugh!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    That was the point. Love to all you Jammers! -xo
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fuck off! I'm a bit more down to earth than that!


    :D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Well I'll have Jeff's kids if no one else wants them
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    OK. oK. I'm eating my words...
    ...mmmnn.. yummy Jeff.... mmmmm....whiskers....
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    HAHAHAHAAAA!! this thread is awesome!



    and I have to say it:

    Stone does...desperately...one might say with a yearning deep blooming desire...oh, yeah he wants to bear Jeff's children.

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    HAHAHAHAAAA!! this thread is awesome!



    and I have to say it:

    Stone does...desperately...one might say with a yearning deep blooming desire...oh, yeah he wants to bear Jeff's children.

    :D

    And you can shut up as well! ;)

    :D
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    All right. Now it would seem, I have a problem with Stone... Anyone else feel like a can of whoop ass.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    All right. Now it would seem, I have a problem with Stone... Anyone else feel like a can of whoop ass.

    :eek:


    awwwww shit son!!! failed is putting on her special kid gloves that snap at the elbow to take you on baby gaaaal!!!
    *cracks neck on both sides and pops knuckles*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    and there they go again....;)

    carry on
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Sensing Stone's inability to threaten my offspring with Jeff, (ha! MCKB), I gracefully concede to the stronger man (ha FP)!
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Hell No.

    I want BA-BA-BOOOOOOOM's!!! I wanna pull his pony tail too! :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    (I think a marriage contract is standing in your way.)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You people crack me up!!!!!!!! Thanks!

    :D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell No.

    I want BA-BA-BOOOOOOOM's!!! I wanna pull his pony tail too! :eek:

    That pony tail is something I wanna replicate for MY OWN HEAD. And I will do one day. you know it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    In best Beavis voice "he-he, you said head".
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    does he pay somehting towards maintenance? if so i'll take them...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    does he pay somehting towards maintenance? if so i'll take them...

    HAHAHA
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    to hell with the money... haven't you seen that fine ass? in IIC? hopping the fence....

    (contains self... at work and all...)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Sensing Stone's inability to threaten my offspring with Jeff, (ha! MCKB), I gracefully concede to the stronger man (ha FP)!


    kudos to you - well played...but now I have a thirst for a can of good old fashioned whoopin...oh YAY! it's friday ;) hahahaha ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    sorry love, the hand restraints and pot of honey in my overnight bag are for my ubc boy... ;)

    (sorry jeff, you'll have to move a bit quicklier)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    sorry love, the hand restraints and pot of honey in my overnight bag are for my ubc boy... ;)

    (sorry jeff, you'll have to move a bit quicklier)


    awwww how sweet! no no no my dear friday means I should pack up my "tickler" and cuffs and be out of communication for a 2 hour block...sigh...hurry up 5 o clock!!!! lol :p
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    failedpersephone wrote:
    awwww how sweet! no no no my dear friday means I should pack up my "tickler" and cuffs and be out of communication for a 2 hour block...sigh...hurry up 5 o clock!!!! lol :p

    Ditto.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Ditto.

    awwww another twin!!!! yay glimmer glimmer glimmer!

    woah i am not drunk but i am getting a woozy as if i dranks me some goodness feelin...

    must be all this interweb swooning I am doing!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    to hell with the money... haven't you seen that fine ass? in IIC? hopping the fence....

    (contains self... at work and all...)

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!! I'm not that kind of girl but I was watching that today... and I SWEAR I was thinking, 'Don't look at his butt, don't look at his butt'!

    Seriously! That's SO funny!

    (He shouldn't climb over fences). :mad:
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!! I'm not that kind of girl but I was watching that today... and I SWEAR I was thinking, 'Don't look at his butt, don't look at his butt'!

    Seriously! That's SO funny!

    (He shouldn't climb over fences). :mad:
    not climb over fences but but but then how will the Jeffies get their money shots??


    money shots...stone...*drools.


    wait...um Jeff does have some nice workies... :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Why would you not want to look at that butt? That was like, the BEST part!
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