I was shot below the ribs with a pellet gun!

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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    eMMI wrote:
    yesterday.

    I decided to go to the beach after work, try to get some sun (it's been a bit scarce this summer). I packed my bag and set off.

    then I get to the beach and am trying to look for a good spot. I'd noticed a bunch of kids playing war between the trees. (focking stupid place to do that, it's all flat with not that many trees.) I was thinking "fair enough but don't fucking hit me with those damn things!"

    a few seconds later I hear/see some pellets flying in front and behind me, some just inches away. this time I'm thinking "watch it!"

    and the next thing I know BAM! I'm hit with a fucking pellet from some little twerps gun. :mad: it hurt like a bitch, luckily it was from some distance so there's no bruise.


    oh and it was one of them guns where the pellets are those tiny plastic balls, not the metal ones.


    so I stopped, looked into the direction the shots came from and SCREAMED at the pests. hope I scared the bejeebuses outta them. :D

    obviously, the kid didn't mean to hit me but focking hell! doesn't common sense tell you to not fire when there are "civilians" near? or, doesn't common sense tell you that a public beach isn't the best place to do that? :rolleyes:


    I'm sure their parents don't know what their kids are doing.. or if they do, they deserve a slap across the face.


    ok, rant over.

    You think the kid didn't mean to hit you?

    Ah... so naive :D
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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Collin wrote:
    You think the kid didn't mean to hit you?

    Ah... so naive :D

    I give people the benefit of the doubt. :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Buru
    Buru Posts: 8,473
    eMMI wrote:
    I give people the benefit of the doubt. :D

    You should be happy you got hit on. :p:D
    (and by a younger man at that!)
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Buru wrote:
    You should be happy you got hit on. :p:D
    (and by a younger man at that!)

    jaysis miss Buru! :eek: I had no idea that in today's world people show their affection by shooting each other!

    :p

    younger alright.. I'd say about 10 years younger.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    Really, it depends on the gun. An airsoft gun bought at walmart is probably going to toss out a .20 mg bb at around 330 fps. I'm assuming this is what these kids had. The 400 fps and 550 fps(found mostly in the sniper rifle replicas) are for more serious outdoor players and can have a steep price tag. Not only that, but they're so close in resemblance to an actual firearm, I'm sure emmi's ass would have been off that beach in a heartbeat. And, if your luck is fucking insanely bad, you'd run into this guy

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZsfY_4vWN5A

    That shit is insane.

    but hey, some people don't like being stung by bees. You sadistic socipath. (I'd stick my toungue at you but I refuse to use stickies.)
    what kind of guns do you have?
    ive only got 2, an ics/airsoft elite mp5(upgraded to around 410fps with a .2) and a kwa m9(kind of crappy). how often do you play?
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eMMI wrote:
    close enough. :p


    damn right it was... any closer and my poop would have been exiting as slices :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    sweet bejeebus emmi! that must've hurt like a bitch! damn delinquents! :mad: :p;) hahaha. seriously, i am glad you are OK and no serious injury, talk about being lucky! punks..........:D


    hope it feels better soon!
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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    damn right it was... any closer and my poop would have been exiting as slices :o

    that's.. something I didn't really need to read. :o:p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    decides2dream wrote:
    sweet bejeebus emmi! that must've hurt like a bitch! damn delinquents! :mad: :p;) hahaha. seriously, i am glad you are OK and no serious injury, talk about being lucky! punks..........: D


    hope it feels better soon!

    thanks. :)

    oh yeah, couldn't even tell where it hit me anymore. it hurt but not for long. besides, I've got 4 younger siblings, I can take a bit of bruising. ;)
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The OP has more patience than I. I don't care if it really hurt or not, there is a principle at stake when shooting any kind of weapon and shooting someone not in the "game" and/or by accident is simply not ok in my book. I would have taken their guns from them and broken them over their heads. Or, I'd go get my .44 and ask if I could play too.
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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The OP has more patience than I. I don't care if it really hurt or not, there is a principle at stake when shooting any kind of weapon and shooting someone not in the "game" and/or by accident is simply not ok in my book. I would have taken their guns from them and broken them over their heads. Or, I'd go get my .44 and ask if I could play too.

    thank juu for that. :)

    I'm not the most patient person in the world but I didn't want the little twabs ruining my day.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."

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