Fridge addiction

jamie uk
jamie uk Posts: 3,812
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So....at some point during the day you will find yourself opening your fridge door and gazing inside, then closing it and walking away.

Half an hour later, you will once again find yourself opening the fridge door and looking in, and being really angry that there is still just the same boring things inside it:D...

....but if you are a man, you will by now be looking into the fridge...with a slice of ham hanging out of your mouth (munch, munch) :D


Why does this happen?? :o
I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Yep, I do it all the time.
    Sometimes when I'm not even that hungry!

    It's crazy! :D
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    haha yeah I think everyone does it...I was thinking about making a music video where there is actually something different in it everytime
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • BlackCorduroy
    BlackCorduroy Posts: 1,374
    haha I do that all the time too.:p
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I spent a considerable amount of time doing this today but I actually have no food.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I spent a considerably time doing this today but I actually have no food.

    That's the worst!

    I'm always hoping the Fridge Fairy will show up and put something tasty (or some beer! :D) in there. It is pretty cool when you find something that you forgot all about though. But, unfortunately that rarely ever happens!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mca47 wrote:
    That's the worst!

    I'm always hoping the Fridge Fairy will show up and put something tasty (or some beer! :D) in there. It is pretty cool when you find something that you forgot all about though. But, unfortunately that rarely ever happens!
    Fuck yeah, I keep hoping that beer will appear in it and it just doesn't :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Fuck yeah, I keep hoping that beer will appear in it and it just doesn't :(

    come to my place Jez, I'll get beer for us :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • pretext
    pretext Posts: 1,294
    I always did this with my parents fridge as a kid. All grown up now, and there's really never a damn thing in there. Unless you count grated parmesan cheese.
  • redmosquito10
    redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    i did this yesterday and was expecting to see what i had seen the last time, i.e. eggs and milk, and lo and behold, 3 cases of beer! i love my roommates
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • Brisk.
    Brisk. Posts: 11,581
    Well currently sharing a kitchen with 6 other people the kitchen is a crazy place. I opened up several times, and one time half my cheese was gone, later on that day there is a massive chocolate cake on my shelf.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    jamie uk wrote:
    So....at some point during the day you will find yourself opening your fridge door and gazing inside, then closing it and walking away.

    Half an hour later, you will once again find yourself opening the fridge door and looking in, and being really angry that there is still just the same boring things inside it:D...

    ....but if you are a man, you will by now be looking into the fridge...with a slice of ham hanging out of your mouth (munch, munch) :D


    Why does this happen?? :o

    when we were young, my da would call this action, gazing into aladdins cave.

    we knew what was in the fridge. we knew there was nothing we liked. we knew nothing new had been put in there. but we just couldnt help doing it. twas as if we were waiting for something to appear as if by magic. :D
    hear my name
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    jamie uk wrote:
    So....at some point during the day you will find yourself opening your fridge door and gazing inside, then closing it and walking away.

    Half an hour later, you will once again find yourself opening the fridge door and looking in, and being really angry that there is still just the same boring things inside it:D...

    ....but if you are a man, you will by now be looking into the fridge...with a slice of ham hanging out of your mouth (munch, munch) :D


    Why does this happen?? :o
    I solved this addiction by not grocery shopping and letting what's in the fridge turn moldy;) There is such a stench in the fridge now that I barely ever open it! LOL :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I solved this addiction by not grocery shopping and letting what's in the fridge turn moldy;) There is such a stench in the fridge now that I barely ever open it! LOL :D
    Is that how you make your cheese?
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Is that how you make your cheese?
    LOL.....the cheese barely has time to make it into the fridge! mmmmm cheese:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    LOL.....the cheese barely has time to make it into the fridge! mmmmm cheese:D
    Yeah I am a sucker for it. The stinkier the better!
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Yeah I am a sucker for it. The stinkier the better!
    i agree:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I think everyone does this... but why?! :confused:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I think everyone does this... but why?! :confused:
    Wishful thinking.
    Did I buy a hunk of Manchego the other day? And if I did, where is it?
    Ooh! I forgot I had that left over burrito.
    :)
    I usually have a mission before I open the door.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • LineOneMightyFine
    LineOneMightyFine Posts: 347
    I've been doing this all my life. My wife gets annoyed with it sometimes b/c I'll just open it up and gaze for at least a minute, then close the door, and open it up again and still take nothing from it. Then, I'll grumble a little bit.

    Why can't the damn fridge fairy put something cool in there for me?!!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I accuse my bf of checking the lighting in there...

    he does this constantly. it really irritates me because it looks like there isn't anything good to eat...and that is a total lie.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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