Chines cookery godess !!!

jamie uk
jamie uk Posts: 3,812
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I saw this lady on tv tonight :) *swoooons*

all I can say is...'move over Nigella, your time is up ' :D:p

http://www.chinghe.com/?page=gallery&gallery=personal
I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    no, nothing as obvious as Nigella :) just unflinchingly, effortlessly georgous... and a great cook :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    audiodave wrote:
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p


    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    jamie uk wrote:
    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p
    She wouldn't care anyway. :rolleyes: Just not my type.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    No one will replace Nigella. :o
    This one has a pretty smile though.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No one will replace Nigella. :o
    This one has a pretty smile though.


    oh sorry, you didn't understand....she has replaced Nigella.


    For me anyway :o:)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    Then you wake up in the morning with a Tory. ;)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    jamie uk wrote:
    I saw this lady on tv tonight :) *swoooons*

    all I can say is...'move over Nigella, your time is up ' :D:p

    http://www.chinghe.com/?page=gallery&gallery=personal


    She can wok my noodles anytime.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    audiodave wrote:
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p
    I reckon Nigella is stunning and, when you think about it, the perfect woman. I mean, she's obviously classically attractive but would also INSIST upon cooking you rich and unhealthy food and wouldn't complain when you got fat.

    And her cooking manner has to indicate how she might be in other aspects of her life... :D

    Of course, she's older than my mother so I'm not supposed to say these things.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    She can wok my noodles anytime.



    oh yes, she's a babe.....shaaawing! ;)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    Haha! Nigella is a filthy little minx! I watched her Christmas special more than once last year ;) She is of course utterly ridiculous though.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    jamie uk wrote:
    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p

    Sian knows all...

    ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie.. did you remove all your fingers before attempting to type this thread title?

    Chines cookery godess !!!

    i saw an episode of her show where she cooked a fresh noodle soup thing from scratch before a Pot Noodle was made to show you how convenient Chinese cooking is... took her about 4 minutes or something... she needs to go to one of the Chinese places in my town and ask them why it takes 25 minutes for a fucking beef curry!!! probably betting on 17 horse races instead of cooking it up for me!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    jamie.. did you remove all your fingers before attempting to type this thread title?

    Chines cookery godess !!!

    i saw an episode of her show where she cooked a fresh noodle soup thing from scratch before a Pot Noodle was made to show you how convenient Chinese cooking is... took her about 4 minutes or something... she needs to go to one of the Chinese places in my town and ask them why it takes 25 minutes for a fucking beef curry!!! probably betting on 17 horse races instead of cooking it up for me!


    Haha, funny I just knew you'd pick me up on my little slip :rolleyes: :)
    Here's one word I can spell.........P R E D I C T A B L E :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Haha, funny I just knew you'd pick me up on my little slip :rolleyes: :)
    Here's one word I can spell.........P R E D I C T A B L E :p


    kok ;)


    i prefer Nigella cos she does bad stuff with chocolate... this new chinese goddess is good though.. and she love you long time.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    kok ;)


    i prefer Nigella cos she does bad stuff with chocolate... this new chinese goddess is good though.. and she love you long time.


    Hey, Nigella is a fox, no doubting that. She does ham it up though, she's like a 'Carry on' version of a cooking show...when I'm watching her I'm like Terry Scott, face all twisted and red...."phwoooaaaarrrr" and tipping my tea in my lap.

    :)


    edit-btw, did you call me a cock? :mad:
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Ok, Jamie Oliver is on Iron Chef right now...:o
    Loverly.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    Chines?
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ok, Jamie Oliver is on Iron Chef right now...:o
    Loverly.

    he's okay, but don't bump my thread...the spelling is awful, Dunk had me under house arrest for 2 weeks over it :(
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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