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Chines cookery godess !!!

jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I saw this lady on tv tonight :) *swoooons*

all I can say is...'move over Nigella, your time is up ' :D:p

http://www.chinghe.com/?page=gallery&gallery=personal
I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • audiodaveaudiodave Posts: 1,623
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    no, nothing as obvious as Nigella :) just unflinchingly, effortlessly georgous... and a great cook :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    audiodave wrote:
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p


    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • audiodaveaudiodave Posts: 1,623
    jamie uk wrote:
    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p
    She wouldn't care anyway. :rolleyes: Just not my type.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    No one will replace Nigella. :o
    This one has a pretty smile though.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No one will replace Nigella. :o
    This one has a pretty smile though.


    oh sorry, you didn't understand....she has replaced Nigella.


    For me anyway :o:)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    Then you wake up in the morning with a Tory. ;)
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    jamie uk wrote:
    I saw this lady on tv tonight :) *swoooons*

    all I can say is...'move over Nigella, your time is up ' :D:p

    http://www.chinghe.com/?page=gallery&gallery=personal


    She can wok my noodles anytime.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    audiodave wrote:
    Each to their own J. I wouldn't swoon for her or Nigella. :p
    I reckon Nigella is stunning and, when you think about it, the perfect woman. I mean, she's obviously classically attractive but would also INSIST upon cooking you rich and unhealthy food and wouldn't complain when you got fat.

    And her cooking manner has to indicate how she might be in other aspects of her life... :D

    Of course, she's older than my mother so I'm not supposed to say these things.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    She can wok my noodles anytime.



    oh yes, she's a babe.....shaaawing! ;)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is she as filthy as Nigella with her cooking?


    "I loooove chocolate... I might just... have to lick... the spoon... provocatively"

    *fade to soft focus and then black as Careless Whisper plays*

    Haha! Nigella is a filthy little minx! I watched her Christmas special more than once last year ;) She is of course utterly ridiculous though.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    jamie uk wrote:
    it's okay man...we won't tell Sian ;):p

    Sian knows all...

    ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie.. did you remove all your fingers before attempting to type this thread title?

    Chines cookery godess !!!

    i saw an episode of her show where she cooked a fresh noodle soup thing from scratch before a Pot Noodle was made to show you how convenient Chinese cooking is... took her about 4 minutes or something... she needs to go to one of the Chinese places in my town and ask them why it takes 25 minutes for a fucking beef curry!!! probably betting on 17 horse races instead of cooking it up for me!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    jamie.. did you remove all your fingers before attempting to type this thread title?

    Chines cookery godess !!!

    i saw an episode of her show where she cooked a fresh noodle soup thing from scratch before a Pot Noodle was made to show you how convenient Chinese cooking is... took her about 4 minutes or something... she needs to go to one of the Chinese places in my town and ask them why it takes 25 minutes for a fucking beef curry!!! probably betting on 17 horse races instead of cooking it up for me!


    Haha, funny I just knew you'd pick me up on my little slip :rolleyes: :)
    Here's one word I can spell.........P R E D I C T A B L E :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Haha, funny I just knew you'd pick me up on my little slip :rolleyes: :)
    Here's one word I can spell.........P R E D I C T A B L E :p


    kok ;)


    i prefer Nigella cos she does bad stuff with chocolate... this new chinese goddess is good though.. and she love you long time.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    kok ;)


    i prefer Nigella cos she does bad stuff with chocolate... this new chinese goddess is good though.. and she love you long time.


    Hey, Nigella is a fox, no doubting that. She does ham it up though, she's like a 'Carry on' version of a cooking show...when I'm watching her I'm like Terry Scott, face all twisted and red...."phwoooaaaarrrr" and tipping my tea in my lap.

    :)


    edit-btw, did you call me a cock? :mad:
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Ok, Jamie Oliver is on Iron Chef right now...:o
    Loverly.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    Chines?
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ok, Jamie Oliver is on Iron Chef right now...:o
    Loverly.

    he's okay, but don't bump my thread...the spelling is awful, Dunk had me under house arrest for 2 weeks over it :(
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    he's okay, but don't bump my thread...the spelling is awful, Dunk had me under house arrest for 2 weeks over it :(
    Dunk misspells plenty. Don't let him fool you.
    Get yourself the newer edition of firefox; it helps with your spelling.
    And besides, what is the point of correcting grammar and spelling on a message board. :p
    Jamie has a great show called At Home With Jamie...it is really cool. He uses all sorts of fresh produce from his own garden and cooks in his house or out on the porch or in the woods. It is really cool.
    But don't let me fool you, he is a looker, as is Nigella and your Chinese woman.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 28,066
    not as good as Nigela
    I miss igotid88
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    he's okay, but don't bump my thread...the spelling is awful, Dunk had me under house arrest for 2 weeks over it :(
    I am watching his episode on tomatoes.
    :eek:
    If he weren't married and in the Uk....why I would...:eek:
    Hire him to cook for me.
    lol
    Bacon, pancetta, bay leaves, oregano, rosemary, sausage and tomatoes???
    Oh lord....
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am watching his episode on tomatoes.
    :eek:
    If he weren't married and in the Uk....why I would...:eek:
    Hire him to cook for me.
    lol
    Bacon, pancetta, bay leaves, oregano, rosemary, sausage and tomatoes???
    Oh lord....

    erm, I guess you're not on about the Chinese babe?...actually, if you were....;) :)
    *goes off in a dreamy wonderland*

    and, for the last time...no, it's not me. I am not the naked chef, stop following me :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    erm, I guess you're not on about the Chinese babe?...actually, if you were....;) :)
    *goes off in a dreamy wonderland*

    and, for the last time...no, it's not me. I am not the naked chef, stop following me :p
    lol
    Sorry.
    I keep watching because I thought he had this great recipe for waffles.
    I keep asking around for the person that sent me a great waffle recipe but to no avail.
    I am on Nigella.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    lol
    Sorry.
    I keep watching because I thought he had this great recipe for waffles.
    I keep asking around for the person that sent me a great waffle recipe but to no avail.
    I am on Nigella.

    oh, 3 of you...stop please. :D

    Waffles are ok, breakfast food there aren't they? here they're a potato product, and we put baked beans on 'em :p Did I mention we have no class?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    oh, 3 of you...stop please. :D

    Waffles are ok, breakfast food there aren't they? here they're a potato product, and we put baked beans on 'em :p Did I mention we have no class?
    And we do?
    We put whipped creme and sugared up fruits on waffles. :eek:
    That baked beans thing is soooo weird. lol
    I bet Bobby Flay would be into Nigella. ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And we do?
    We put whipped creme and sugared up fruits on waffles. :eek:
    That baked beans thing is soooo weird. lol
    I bet Bobby Flay would be into Nigella. ;)

    well, we got our ways :o
    As for Nigella, any man (and some women evidently) would be into her, I never said I wasn't, just that the little Chinese lady was more to my personal taste ;) I prefer noodles to roast beef, what can I say? doesn't mean I don't like roast beef :p

    *goes off to google booby flay*
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I like Tyler Florence, because he looks trainable.
    Alton Brown, is such a pleasant faced dork...I like his show and I also kinda swoon over him...

    but dayum... Jamie Oliver...tho he licks his fingers as he cooks so that is kinda gross...I really just want him to talk to me...and maybe do naught bits with fresh greens...he can pick where to put them :o ahhhh it's the accent.

    Edit:

    Jamie Deen too!!! I like his corn pone accent...ahhh...I can totally use butter!! and like a honey dribblin' hmmn...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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