I wish I could understand everything he is saying. He is very funny, but I lost the first joke even...what did he say he was before a pedophile?
The joke about the haunted house is priceless.
What is the name of that big ole queen guy you like? He wears alot of makeup, crazy drag brows? He is funny.
my dad?
you've lost me?!?!?
ahhhhh Eddie Izzard? is it him?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
No I don't!
Why am I winding anyone up?
Because of eddie izzard or that funny guy from Wales..the poet? You never said if he is a real poet.
And most important...Did Dunk win the lottery?????
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
if dunk wins the lottery he's flying the lot of us to scotland for a round or six of drinks......:p
damn straight amigo.. although couldnt you guys row here.. it works out far cheaper for me in the long run
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
No I don't!
Why am I winding anyone up?
Because of eddie izzard or that funny guy from Wales..the poet? You never said if he is a real poet.
And most important...Did Dunk win the lottery?????
Hmmm, let's just say I get suspicious when you say you don't know someone who's really famous, like Tom Jones, or Dave Grohl for instance
I may have won it for all I know, I can't be arsed to check.
And, no, Shadwell isn't really a poet, I am though, but my poems rhyme so they aren't allowed on the poetry threads...it's childish apparently, like nursery rhymes.:)
Hmmm, let's just say I get suspicious when you say you don't know someone who's really famous, like Tom Jones, or Dave Grohl for instance
I may have won it for all I know, I can't be arsed to check.
And, no, Shadwell isn't really a poet, I am though, but my poems rhyme so they aren't allowed on the poetry threads...it's childish apparently, like nursery rhymes.:)
I know who Tom Jones is...I just thought he was American.
And I know who Dave Grohl is. Do you mean that guy from the band that was in the Ten club magazine??? I don't know them.
And poetry is not childish.
Shakespeare spoke his mind through rhyme...though alot of it forced.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
lol....that was super funny. Especially seeing that Cutback lives on the west coast..:p
Well, I understand, I mean £18 million, it's not like he's made of money. And CB's a strong boy, it wouldnt hurt him.
Oh, I am getting all sorts of pictures in my head of Dunk now, in a big luxury castle, sitting on a huge throne, barking orders, living it up.....peeling an orange in his pocket (old habits die hard).
And, no, Shadwell isn't really a poet, I am though, but my poems rhyme so they aren't allowed on the poetry threads...it's childish apparently, like nursery rhymes.:)
ohhhh i'm sensing deep resentment
cos your poems didnt representment
and your lungs are full of oxygen
like a ....ehhh......sploxygen
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
ohhhh i'm sensing deep resentment
cos your poems didnt representment
and your lungs are full of oxygen
like a ....ehhh......sploxygen
Hah, I'm not bitter,
But it's a bit of a shitter,
they won't accept my rhymes,
say they're behind the times.
but I say they'e snobs,
with little dicks and tiny blobs.
Hah, I'm not bitter,
But it's a bit of a shitter,
they won't accept my rhymes,
say they're behind the times.
but I say they'e snobs,
with little dicks and tiny blobs.
Yo, that sounded pretty street.. stick some beats on it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
...And, no, Shadwell isn't really a poet, I am though, but my poems rhyme so they aren't allowed on the poetry threads...it's childish apparently, like nursery rhymes.:)
you speak utter shite jamie. you don't post your work cause you're scared. be bold man and share your stuff.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
you speak utter shite jamie. you don't post your work cause you're scared. be bold man and share your stuff.
Twas a flippant comment, not meant to be taken literally. I don't really do poetry, well except for that one...
*goes to look for it*
*finds it, copies it, posts it* http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=262765
'Yo, that sounded more like a rap than a poem... Stick some hip hop drums over the top and you've got a top 40 single.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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he looked likeone of the proclaimers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4
*note to self*
Look out, Trix is on the wind up trail...:D
my dad?
you've lost me?!?!?
ahhhhh Eddie Izzard? is it him?
Why am I on the wind up trail?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You know which you are missy....you know.
Why am I winding anyone up?
Because of eddie izzard or that funny guy from Wales..the poet? You never said if he is a real poet.
And most important...Did Dunk win the lottery?????
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
damn straight amigo.. although couldnt you guys row here.. it works out far cheaper for me in the long run
Hmmm, let's just say I get suspicious when you say you don't know someone who's really famous, like Tom Jones, or Dave Grohl for instance
I may have won it for all I know, I can't be arsed to check.
And, no, Shadwell isn't really a poet, I am though, but my poems rhyme so they aren't allowed on the poetry threads...it's childish apparently, like nursery rhymes.:)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I know who Dave Grohl is. Do you mean that guy from the band that was in the Ten club magazine??? I don't know them.
And poetry is not childish.
Shakespeare spoke his mind through rhyme...though alot of it forced.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
for £18 million you're booking us on the qe2 or 3 or whichever number that whore is up to but i'll get us tee times at st andrews....:D:D
Well, I understand, I mean £18 million, it's not like he's made of money. And CB's a strong boy, it wouldnt hurt him.
Oh, I am getting all sorts of pictures in my head of Dunk now, in a big luxury castle, sitting on a huge throne, barking orders, living it up.....peeling an orange in his pocket (old habits die hard).
Ooooh. THAT was the wrong thing to say!
ohhhh i'm sensing deep resentment
cos your poems didnt representment
and your lungs are full of oxygen
like a ....ehhh......sploxygen
Hah, I'm not bitter,
But it's a bit of a shitter,
they won't accept my rhymes,
say they're behind the times.
but I say they'e snobs,
with little dicks and tiny blobs.
Yo, that sounded pretty street.. stick some beats on it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you speak utter shite jamie. you don't post your work cause you're scared.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Eh? Sorry, person over 35 alert here
Twas a flippant comment, not meant to be taken literally. I don't really do poetry, well except for that one...
*goes to look for it*
*finds it, copies it, posts it*
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=262765
nor do i. i just call what i write that.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
'Yo, that sounded more like a rap than a poem... Stick some hip hop drums over the top and you've got a top 40 single.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJw6PAi5Q8
hehe
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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LOL That's SO funny! I've never seen that before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkYCapb31w&NR=1
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")
Lucky guy.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away