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_Crazy_Mary_
_Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Here's mine:

After weeks of my dad harrassing me and telling me my cat is in heat (he lives next door), I decided to get her fixed. I put it off because around here animals are eaten right away and I didn't want to spend money on her if she wasn't going to survive! So, Nutmeg is 10 months old now and she was in heat, so I set up the appointment. I was worried all day that the vet would call and tell me she was pregnant and what would be involved with that? The vet didn't call so my daughter and I went to pick her up and when we got there, they told us, "Nutmeg wasn't pregnant. She is a boy." Our jaws just dropped! I don't know when I've ever felt so retarded!
I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    just yesterday i walked out of the grocery store in a complete daze and opened the door to a car that wasn't mine and almost put my bag of eggs and lettuce in there. there was an old dude sitting in the drivers seat who was watching me the whole time. when i looked up and saw it wasn't my car, i said 'oh crap! not wrong car! sorry!' he laughed and said 'no problem'. i looked like a friggin idiot.
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    just yesterday i walked out of the grocery store in a complete daze and opened the door to a car that wasn't mine and almost put my bag of eggs and lettuce in there. there was an old dude sitting in the drivers seat who was watching me the whole time. when i looked up and saw it wasn't my car, i said 'oh crap! not wrong car! sorry!' he laughed and said 'no problem'. i looked like a friggin idiot.
    Hahaha! This reminds me of the time when my ex husband walked into the wrong flat :)
    Our front door was opposite the lift and he walked straight out of the lift into the house and halfway down the hall before looking round and thinking 'Those aren't my shoes, that's not my coat.... THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!!!' (the lift had stopped at the wrong floor :D )

    He legged it out the door and ran up the stairs to our front door like a bat out of hell.... :D
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    This one time at Band Camp......;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    just yesterday i walked out of the grocery store in a complete daze and opened the door to a car that wasn't mine and almost put my bag of eggs and lettuce in there. there was an old dude sitting in the drivers seat who was watching me the whole time. when i looked up and saw it wasn't my car, i said 'oh crap! not wrong car! sorry!' he laughed and said 'no problem'. i looked like a friggin idiot.


    that's a good one, made me laugh! :D
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,961
    there once was this cheating football team that everyone thought was unbeatable, their coach was a jerk and their fans were incredibly cocky and they went all the way to last game without a loss but then choked it up and lost the last one. very funny to me.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    pjhawks wrote:
    there once was this cheating football team that everyone thought was unbeatable, their coach was a jerk and their fans were incredibly cocky and they went all the way to last game without a loss but then choked it up and lost the last one. very funny to me.



    That's hilarious actually!! ;):p:D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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