Oh Christ no...well not with my wife anyway. Although I told her (in front of my mother in law) at Thanksgiving that I would never get 'the operation to get snipped'. My reasoning (after drinking for 9 hours - no lie) was what if the wife got in a car accident and died. And the EMT or nurse or Dr. that tried to save her life was some hot 26 year old chick who instantly fell in love with me and we ended up together. Now who am I to deny this beautiful woman the opportunity to spawn with me?
I can tell you I damn near ate turkey out on the back deck by myself, but my manhood was attached and in working order! Mother in law was not happy. Father in law gave me a bottle of Courvosier.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Oh Christ no...well not with my wife anyway. Although I told her (in front of my mother in law) at Thanksgiving that I would never get 'the operation to get snipped'. My reasoning (after drinking for 9 hours - no lie) was what if the wife got in a car accident and died. And the EMT or nurse or Dr. that tried to save her life was some hot 26 year old chick who instantly fell in love with me and we ended up together. Now who am I to deny this beautiful woman the opportunity to spawn with me?
I can tell you I damn near ate turkey out on the back deck by myself, but my manhood was attached and in working order! Mother in law was not happy. Father in law gave me a bottle of Courvosier.
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Oh Christ no...well not with my wife anyway. Although I told her (in front of my mother in law) at Thanksgiving that I would never get 'the operation to get snipped'. My reasoning (after drinking for 9 hours - no lie) was what if the wife got in a car accident and died. And the EMT or nurse or Dr. that tried to save her life was some hot 26 year old chick who instantly fell in love with me and we ended up together. Now who am I to deny this beautiful woman the opportunity to spawn with me?
I can tell you I damn near ate turkey out on the back deck by myself, but my manhood was attached and in working order!
HIPPY BUMFDAZE!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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well hopefully u cracked the headboard:)
no worries - i put a pillow there so she didn't!
ah yes the old pillow,,, quite common in the hotel scene lol