My all time favorite, forever captured on a bootleg cd of the show was from 11/4/95 San Jose when Ed came out to do a one song pre-set of Dead Man for only the second time (I believe). Some snobby chick says "Who Is This?!?" right after Ed thanks everyone for coming. Priceless!
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on the train at the movies wherever
I first
say excuse me could you please keep it down thank you
then
please keep it down its really distracting
then
please keep it down, that is very rude of you
then
I will sit next to them and start talking loudly in their ear "blah blah blah"
to see how they like it.
usually, they say "are you crazy"
I say, "not as crazy as im gonna get if you dont stop talking on that fucking phone."
usually works
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
just make sure they aint packing heat!
I see all of my movies in Battery Park City. If they're packing anything it's a triple baby stroller or a second ass.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
in that case skip steps two and three
ask nicely, then go right for crazy