Home› All Encompassing Trip

Tonight I'm going on my first "first" date in 10 years...

mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
and boy are my arms tired! OOPS! Wrong punchline! Anyways, anyone wanting to send positive vibes and good thoughts my way are more than welcome to! :D It's quite awkward coming out of an almost 10 year relationship. Wish me luck! :)
"The leads are weak!"

"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

"What's your name?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Post edited by Unknown User on
«134

Comments

  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Good vibes and hope it all works out for ya :)

    Not too long out of a 15 year marriage, so I understand exactly where you're coming from... It was like I'd forgotten all the rules of dating... If I ever even knew them :o

    Have fun! :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Just don't be a douche. Men think women like the douches. But we don't. Its all lies.


    Aww but youre no douche. Youre super sassyily wonderfully fabulous (in the non gay way) and youll do great!!!



    PS: no glove, no love.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    GraySaturday wrote:


    PS: no glove, no love.


    It's a date, not an appointment with my proctologist! ;) Thanks for the kind words that only made me sound slightly gay!* ;):D Really, thanks. :)


    *not that there's anything wrong with that. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    funny mooks :) nice punchline.

    10 years? damn dude....you know they have sex today using mental telepathy. you'll need matching headbands.

    good luck.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Good luck Mook!
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    mookie9999 wrote:
    It's a date, not an appointment with my proctologist! ;) Thanks for the kind words that only made me sound slightly gay!* :D Really, thanks. :)


    *not that there's anything wrong with that. :D

    PPS: save the sass for the second date. Its so extreme she might be taken aback.

    PPPS: don't do anything I wouldn't do. ;) (that pretty much leaves your options open)
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    I had my first "first date" in almost that long last weekend.

    Its like ripping a band-aid off. Don't think about it too much and try to have a good time!

    I found it extremely liberating. :) Hopefully you will too!

    I'm looking forward to the third date this evening. Yikes.

    Anyway, tons of good vibes being sent your way! Have fun tonite!
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    remember a roofie dissolves best in soda water...





























































































































    jk
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    good luck! :D Just relax and have fun. :)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I didn't even know, Furby. I mean Mookie. ;)

    Good luck. I don't think you really need it though. ;)
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Be sure to mention that you're the best cheese she'll ever sneeze, or maybe not.:p
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    vibes send mookster, you are gonna do fine!!!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Good luck and if you want to be a total douche to her, she might like it!!

    I kid, I kid,......but seriously!!! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Don't use that joke, and you'll do alright.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,517
    Just be yourself, and hopefully the vibe leads to a bit of flirting.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    and boy are my arms tired! OOPS! Wrong punchline! Anyways, anyone wanting to send positive vibes and good thoughts my way are more than welcome to! :D It's quite awkward coming out of an almost 10 year relationship. Wish me luck! :)
    Just make sure you pick me up on time.
    ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Just make sure you pick me up on time.
    ;)


    6 to 9?

    good luck Professor Mooklington :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Good luck.

    and don't mention PJ---your obsession will come through and scare her!!!!

    Have Fun!!!! :)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Just make sure you pick me up on time.
    ;)

    And give me a hug before you go.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Just be yourself, and hopefully the vibe leads to a bit of flirting.

    Yeah flirting, that was the "f" word I was hoping for!! ;). J/k. Actually I know her from work so the flirting is already in effect. Thanks to all of my well wishers!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,610
    mookie9999 wrote:
    and boy are my arms tired! OOPS! Wrong punchline! Anyways, anyone wanting to send positive vibes and good thoughts my way are more than welcome to! :D It's quite awkward coming out of an almost 10 year relationship. Wish me luck! :)

    damm mooks i didn't realize you were no longer with your previous good luck tonight will send you good vibes ((((((((((())))))))))))) ,don't make her pay i'm sure you can handle MCKD'SS j/k you know i wish you the best ...:)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    this thread makes sense now....;)

    good luck!!!
  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,961
    Good luck and good vibes going your way. Have fun!
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Ok! I think I've got it straight. No masturbation jokes, do not mention PJ, pick up Trixie on time, and give Mark a hug before I leave. I think I've got it!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Ok! I think I've got it straight. No masturbation jokes, do not mention PJ, pick up Trixie on time, and give Mark a hug before I leave. I think I've got it!


    you're following the advice of the aet?!?!?! remember, always do the opposite of what you're told here.....and wear a nixon mask.....chicks dig dick...;) :D
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    GraySaturday wrote:
    Just don't be a douche. Men think women like the douches. But we don't. Its all lies.


    Aww but youre no douche. Youre super sassyily wonderfully fabulous (in the non gay way) and youll do great!!!



    PS: no glove, no love.
    hahahahahahahahahahah. :D




    good luck my friend. be cool and dont fret.

    P.S. dont forget the sex panther ;):p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Ok! I think I've got it straight. No masturbation jokes, do not mention PJ, pick up Trixie on time, and give Mark a hug before I leave. I think I've got it!

    Yep, and don't forget to pick up that thing I asked you to get.... you know, the thing.... with the mushrooms.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,176
    just curious, but does she look like Bea Arthur?

    Assuming its a she.

    :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cutback wrote:
    you're following the advice of the aet?!?!?!

    i only follow the advice of the AET.. now i am a manic depressive, I smell of apple shampoo and my wife has left me.. but you guys are great!!! :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Get_Right wrote:
    just curious, but does she look like Bea Arthur?

    Assuming its a she.

    :D
    the chick he is going out with tonight is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Sign In or Register to comment.