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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunkman wrote:
    i seriously doubt that.

    i wrote his script for him.

    yeah and i'm sure the first sentence in his monologue was "If it ain't Scottish, it's crap!" No wonder he got boo'ed!!! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Whats the deal with Ovaltine? its round....should be called roundtine.
    I hope to god you did not use that one. ;)

    that's gold jerry, that's gold...
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
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    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
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    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    that's gold jerry, that's gold...

    Soup is not a meal.
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    sennin wrote:
    Soup is not a meal.

    you're a time slot hit...
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,963
    Hope that it went well Mookie :)
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hello all!! Thanks again for the well wishes! I did 5 minutes and was told that I was the best of the evening (not that that means anything as everyone else sucked!!) Everything is a blank to me other than one joke really killing. No boos, no tomatoes, but there's always next time! No recordings were made, but I will have it filmed next time for the youtube! Thanks all and I can't wait to go again!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    let us know how it went
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hello all!! Thanks again for the well wishes! I did 5 minutes and was told that I was the best of the evening (not that that means anything as everyone else sucked!!) Everything is a blank to me other than one joke really killing. No boos, no tomatoes, but there's always next time! No recordings were made, but I will have it filmed next time for the youtube! Thanks all and I can't wait to go again!!!

    nice work. when's the sitcom for nbc coming. what's the one joke that you remember.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hello all!! Thanks again for the well wishes! I did 5 minutes and was told that I was the best of the evening (not that that means anything as everyone else sucked!!) Everything is a blank to me other than one joke really killing. No boos, no tomatoes, but there's always next time! No recordings were made, but I will have it filmed next time for the youtube! Thanks all and I can't wait to go again!!!

    atta boy mook!!!!!! maybe you could perform at the preparties!!! we'll certainly throw tomatoes, eggs, beer bottles, etc, so when you're headlining at the comedy store you can always know you've played to worse crowds!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hello all!! Thanks again for the well wishes! I did 5 minutes and was told that I was the best of the evening (not that that means anything as everyone else sucked!!) Everything is a blank to me other than one joke really killing. No boos, no tomatoes, but there's always next time! No recordings were made, but I will have it filmed next time for the youtube! Thanks all and I can't wait to go again!!!


    congrats and thanks for the update
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    nice work. when's the sitcom for nbc coming. what's the one joke that you remember.

    Soon my friend. Soon! ;) the one joke I remember killing on is my least favorite. I rant a little about how often poker is on ESPN and I ask "when did ESPN become an acronym for Every Show is Poker Now?!?"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Soon my friend. Soon! ;) the one joke I remember killing on is my least favorite. I rant a little about how often poker is on ESPN and I ask "when did ESPN become an acronym for Every Show is Poker Now?!?"


    that's good, espn classic is that way, every time i turn it on they have poker, billiards, or bowling. you should try my being in the hood joke next time.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    MY BROTHER HAS A PIECE OF GOTHAM comedy club

    let me know if they have open mics and ill try and hook ya up
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    atta boy mook!!!!!! maybe you could perform at the preparties!!! we'll certainly throw tomatoes, eggs, beer bottles, etc, so when you're headlining at the comedy store you can always know you've played to worse crowds!!!

    No can do the preparties cuz I hear they're sponsored by Verizon! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    MY BROTHER HAS A PIECE OF GOTHAM comedy club

    let me know if they have open mics and ill try and hook ya up

    Shit! Will do after I play a few more dives! Thanks!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Soon my friend. Soon! ;) the one joke I remember killing on is my least favorite. I rant a little about how often poker is on ESPN and I ask "when did ESPN become an acronym for Every Show is Poker Now?!?"
    Badum dum Tisssss!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Shit! Will do after I play a few more dives! Thanks!!


    no doubt pratice ,,u need your A game there
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    oh brother :rolleyes: :o good luck
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    very very cool mooks!!! so glad it went well. when you are ready to send invites, please make sure you remember to add me to your list :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    You are so fantastic...again, I am so proud of you!
    :)
    I put you down for a 5 min set at the Hartford pre-party...5:15 timeslot...everyone should be drunk by then. :p
    Congrats friend! :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You are so fantastic...again, I am so proud of you!
    :)
    I put you down for a 5 min set at the Hartford pre-party...5:15 timeslot...everyone should be drunk by then. :p
    Congrats friend! :)

    i'll warm up the crowd...
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    i'll warm up the crowd...
    Awesome...make sure you practice some cool hand gestures to rile everyone up.
    You know, like the one where you roll your hands over each other in a "COME ON!" kind of way?
    I will keep people from throwing the rotten veggies they brought.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,215
    congarts mook on your profesional debut i give you so much credit just to have the guts to get up on stage will def be looking forward to some day seing you perform ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    congarts mook on your profesional debut i give you so much credit just to have the guts to get up on stage will def be looking forward to some day seing you perform ...

    Thanks! It definitely took a lot of guts/liquid courage to get up there! But it was well worth it! I'm looking into small open mic nights here in the city over the next couple of weeks. Don't want to wait too long in between performances.

    Trix, as to me performing at the pre-show: NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! :D I won't be drinking at Hartford due to the drive so no drink/no comedy!! :D Thanks again to all and once I do it a couple of more times I will certainly send out the invites to folks on here!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,306
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Thanks! It definitely took a lot of guts/liquid courage to get up there! But it was well worth it! I'm looking into small open mic nights here in the city over the next couple of weeks. Don't want to wait too long in between performances.

    Trix, as to me performing at the pre-show: NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! :D I won't be drinking at Hartford due to the drive so no drink/no comedy!! :D Thanks again to all and once I do it a couple of more times I will certainly send out the invites to folks on here!

    nothing against the rules that says you can't be funny and sober at the same time.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    nothing against the rules that says you can't be funny and sober at the same time.

    Very true. But the act of me getting in front of people is a much easier task after a few cocktails. This will diminish over time. Hasn't yet, but will.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Very true. But the act of me getting in front of people is a much easier task after a few cocktails. This will diminish over time. Hasn't yet, but will.

    shoot man by next week you'll be famous and you can afford a limo!!! i have faith my man!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    oh I'm sorry you didn't invite folks, I would have came out to see that. Did you tell any jokes about Bea Arthur?
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
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