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Happy Birthday Merkin!!!

mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I thank your name for reminding me to pick up some hair relaxer. My hair up top may be thinning, but my hair down there is as stylish as ever!!!
"The leads are weak!"

"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

"What's your name?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    happy bday bro.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,943
    happy bday!

    http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/37/Merkin_1.jpg/180px-Merkin_1.jpg
    Van '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I '24
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Happy Birthday!
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Happy birthday!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    my hair down there is as stylish as ever!!!

    Do you put it in a plait or in dreds?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I thank your name for reminding me to pick up some hair relaxer. My hair up top may be thinning, but my hair down there is as stylish as ever!!!
    Has anyone, EVER, actually worn a merkin? (I dont mean on the board, I mean in history :o) what is the purpose? Is it to remedy some sort of rare, pubic form of alopecia? Bizarre creation for sure...


    anyway, happy birthday! :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Has anyone, EVER, actually worn a merkin? (I dont mean on the board, I mean in history :o) what is the purpose? Is it to remedy some sort of rare, pubic form of alopecia? Bizarre creation for sure...


    anyway, happy birthday! :)

    What is a Merkin?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Has anyone, EVER, actually worn a merkin? (I dont mean on the board, I mean in history :o) what is the purpose? Is it to remedy some sort of rare, pubic form of alopecia? Bizarre creation for sure...


    anyway, happy birthday! :)

    What is a Merkin?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    restlesssoul wrote:
    happy bday!

    http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/37/Merkin_1.jpg/180px-Merkin_1.jpg


    now i'm not kidding... but that pic did something for me :o:o:o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

    it also has the answer to my question which is cool.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Do you put it in a plait or in dreds?

    Cornrows
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Cornrows
    nice
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Happy Birthday
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