For My 5000th Post

mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
I will now hang my head in shame and come to terms with my obsession. No longer can I keep lying to myself that I am just a casual visitor. It is my form of crack and you kind folks are the my dealer. Sometimes I'm here early in the morning, sometimes late in the day, and everywhere in between. You always have the goods! You are the best dealers on the planet and it's a relief that I don't have to go into a dark alley to meet you (at least most of you). So with that I thank all of you enablers :D on here who make it so damn fun to visit. Here's to another 5,000 posts and a PJ Tour in '08!!!! Peace!
"The leads are weak!"

"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

"What's your name?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    talk about being bored... u need a life :eek:
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    talk about being bored... u need a life :eek:

    :D Least I never did roids! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D Least I never did roids! ;)


    i just got fat ,, it went straight to my upper body and thighs :)
    cause everybody who eats 5 burgers a day ,,puts on muscle
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i just got fat ,, it went straight to my upper body and thighs :)
    cause everybody who eats 5 burgers a day ,,puts on muscle

    Maybe you're like Papi and just got bigger as you got older and also got Incredible Hulk strength! :rolleyes:
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I guess congrats is in order....a porn addiction would be worse..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The Champ wrote:
    I guess congrats is in order....a porn addiction would be worse..

    Don't get me started on how many posts I have on that message board!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Maybe you're like Papi and just got bigger as you got older and also got Incredible Hulk strength! :rolleyes:


    thats probably it

    in 2 years ill be able to hit 50 homers

    god dam those burrito's make me feel strong !!!!!!!!!!!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    thats probably it

    in 2 years ill be able to hit 50 homers

    god dam those burrito's make me feel strong !!!!!!!!!!!


    Power for you. Torture for the catcher behind home plate after you've eaten one.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Power for you. Torture for the catcher behind home plate after you've eaten one.


    very nice lol
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    thats probably it

    in 2 years ill be able to hit 50 homers

    god dam those burrito's make me feel strong !!!!!!!!!!!

    In the provided pics, he looks fatter with less muscle. I'm sure he may have done steroids, but just looks fatter to me..Similar to Clemens, except he's a motherfucking asshole scumbag :)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    congrats... i need to kick this awful habit :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    "I'm your momma, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in the alley, I'm your pusha man".
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    congrats... i need to kick this awful habit :)


    Good luck! So at 16,000+ posts I must ask, Do the shakes ever stop?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I will now hang my head in shame and come to terms with my obsession. No longer can I keep lying to myself that I am just a casual visitor. It is my form of crack and you kind folks are the my dealer. Sometimes I'm here early in the morning, sometimes late in the day, and everywhere in between. You always have the goods! You are the best dealers on the planet and it's a relief that I don't have to go into a dark alley to meet you (at least most of you). So with that I thank all of you enablers :D on here who make it so damn fun to visit. Here's to another 5,000 posts and a PJ Tour in '08!!!! Peace!
    wooooooo hoooooooooo!!! "Mookie!" "The Mookster!" "MOOKS!" "The Mookster McGee!!" "Mookles the wonder goat!!" "Mookie Mookie Monkey!" YAY for a multiple poster!! Ung Ung UNGH!!

    dude seriously rad - congrats!

    the dark alley of which you speak is where you will find me, filling my veins with the sweet sweet syrup of Stone love... ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Good luck! So at 16,000+ posts I must ask, Do the shakes ever stop?


    they dont... but thats because i'm an alcoholic... i'm also a Muhammed Ali impersonator in me spare time so i need those shakes :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    they dont... but thats because i'm an alcoholic... i'm also a Muhammed Ali impersonator in me spare time so i need those shakes :)

    I'm a Howard Hughes impersonator in my spare time. Wanna see my bottle collection?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman wrote:
    they dont... but thats because i'm an alcoholic... i'm also a Muhammed Ali impersonator in me spare time so i need those shakes :)


    muahahahahahahaaaaaa ah ha ha ha muahahahahahahahaaaaa!! *wipes eyes in glee* muahahahahahahaaa aaah ha ha ha ha ha muahahahaaaaa *erupts back into giggles and ruins what is left of the eye makeup*

    (by the way - your siggie made me laugh too!)

    it's a giggly day people!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    wooooooo hoooooooooo!!! "Mookie!" "The Mookster!" "MOOKS!" "The Mookster McGee!!" "Mookles the wonder goat!!" "Mookie Mookie Monkey!" YAY for a multiple poster!! Ung Ung UNGH!!

    dude seriously rad - congrats!

    the dark alley of which you speak is where you will find me, filling my veins with the sweet sweet syrup of Stone love... ;)

    Mookster McGee? LOL! So you were the one in the alley last night holding everything up yelling "STONE ME"! I almost picked up a rock, I'm glad I held back!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I will now hang my head in shame and come to terms with my obsession. No longer can I keep lying to myself that I am just a casual visitor. It is my form of crack and you kind folks are the my dealer. Sometimes I'm here early in the morning, sometimes late in the day, and everywhere in between. You always have the goods! You are the best dealers on the planet and it's a relief that I don't have to go into a dark alley to meet you (at least most of you). So with that I thank all of you enablers :D on here who make it so damn fun to visit. Here's to another 5,000 posts and a PJ Tour in '08!!!! Peace!


    youre a good one mook. i will gladdly drink 5 glasses of jack on ICE just for you in honor of your 5000th!!!! :D
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  • If it were anyone else I'd take the piss but as it's you...


    Yay! Well done!!

    5000 posts and they're always funny or interesting.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677

    5000 posts and they're always funny or interesting.

    Thanks! Talk about pressure! I haven't felt this much pressure from inside since I ate a plate of kidney beans and brussel sprouts followed by a two hour run on the treadmill. To the folks at 24 Hour Fitness, I'm sorry for the mess, and I'm not sure how it got up on the ceiling!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • someone should post a psychiatry link soon out of social responsibility :p
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    someone should post a psychiatry link soon out of social responsibility :p


    I'm open to the idea! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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