The Italian Man
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy,
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, The man said: 'Father .... During World War
II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on
my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my
attic.'
The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have
no need to confess that.'
'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual
favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays.'
The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
I do have one more question.
''And what is that?' asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over?''
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, The man said: 'Father .... During World War
II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on
my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my
attic.'
The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have
no need to confess that.'
'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual
favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays.'
The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
I do have one more question.
''And what is that?' asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over?''
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers