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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
How I hate thee

I'm at that age where hair is growing longer in weird places

I broke down and bought an ear/nose hair trimmer

These nose hairs are tough...not soft and supple like my arm hair
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • DerrickDerrick Posts: 475
    TWEEZERZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....Embrace the pain!

    It's really an eye-opener when you get to the age hair gets longer in weird places and it's gray.

    EDIT (I swear in the editing screen, "Embrace" is one word...weird)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    In the event that you are one day captured by the enemy, you should be practicing your torture coping abilities by plucking aforementioned nose hairs...

    EDIT: Dammit, people are beating me to my jokes today. Grrrr
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Derrick wrote:
    TWEEZERZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....Embrace the pain!

    It's really an eye-opener when you get to the age hair gets longer in weird places and it's gray.

    OUCH !!

    I went in there with a pair of scissors...this hair was like a rope

    Not gray yet.....really time to end it when the gray pubes come in
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    In the event that you are one day captured by the enemy, you should be practicing your torture coping abilities by plucking aforementioned nose hairs...

    EDIT: Dammit, people are beating me to my jokes today. Grrrr

    I'm married how much more torture can one man endure ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    OUCH !!

    I went in there with a pair of scissors...this hair was like a rope

    Not gray yet.....really time to end it when the gray pubes come in

    Yeah just found one of those, and took out a nose hair that I thought was part of my goatee. It was like 6 inches long :eek:

    Getting old blows
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'm married how much more torture can one man endure ?


    Polygamy?
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Polygamy?

    True

    Multiple wives would be worse

    Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Yeah just found one of those, and took out a nose hair that I thought was part of my goatee. It was like 6 inches long :eek:

    Getting old blows

    Woah !

    That I haven't done yet

    I just have those nose hairs where it feels like a booger is in there but there isn't one
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Most of my nose hair grows to normal nose hair length, but there are a couple that are out of control! They must be rooted in some hormone duct because they grow like crazy!!! LOL

    I hate it when they get too long because I can feel them moving around when I exhale. Hahahahaha!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'm married how much more torture can one man endure ?


    you could become a bigamist?


    boolocks... i was beaten to that joke!! i should read rest of thread before replying. :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mca47 wrote:
    Most of my nose hair grows to normal nose hair length, but there are a couple that are out of control! They must be rooted in some hormone duct because they grow like crazy!!! LOL

    I hate it when they get too long because I can feel them moving around when I exhale. Hahahahaha!

    I know

    I feel like I need to pick my nose all day

    Its a nose hair peeking out and tickling my nostril
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    its one of life's great mysteries that.. i didnt get nose hair until i was in my 20s... what thing in nature means i'll need long nose hair? pubes i can understand as its a defense against germs.. is my nose meant to have a cock thrust up it?

    also... i'm sure my ear lobes are getting bigger.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dunkman wrote:
    its one of life's great mysteries that.. i didnt get nose hair until i was in my 20s... what thing in nature means i'll need long nose hair? pubes i can understand as its a defense against germs.. is my nose meant to have a cock thrust up it?

    also... i'm sure my ear lobes are getting bigger.

    Dick Nose :D

    Ear lobes are getting bigger

    Many kids are growing into their ears
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Dick Nose :D

    Ear lobes are getting bigger

    Many kids are growing into their ears

    :D

    also when i was 7 my willy was pink.. and as you get older it becomes more brown... weirdness
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    also when i was 7 my willy was pink.. and as you get older it becomes more brown... weirdness


    I'm sure your mom told you to wash your hands as a kid. Now you see what happens...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    also when i was 7 my willy was pink.. and as you get older it becomes more brown... weirdness

    brown huh....;)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cutback wrote:
    brown huh....;)


    well not brown as such.. but its not pink i tell thee!! more a beige.


    i've reached a new low.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    well not brown as such.. but its not pink i tell thee!! more a beige.


    i've reached a new low.

    i was just wondering what you were doing to make it change such a color ;)


    and i think we all reached a new low with yesterdays walking funny thread ;):)
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I have to say I'm a plucker not a trimmer, there's something deeply satisfying when you yank out a really deep rooted one and make your eyes water....:o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    also when i was 7 my willy was pink.. and as you get older it becomes more brown... weirdness

    Sounds like Dunk has been putting it in that "dirty" place
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    jamie uk wrote:
    I have to say I'm a plucker not a trimmer, there's something deeply satisfying when you yank out a really deep rooted one and make your eyes water....:o

    I hear ya..the trimmer is only so good

    That same feeling when you get clocked in the nose and the eyes water
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
    God has a sick sense of humor we men go bald early and then the hair starts to grow out of every krevace/hole what ever you wan't to call it ears,noses,eyelids ....i look like that dude from the geico comercials ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    josevolution wrote:
    God has a sick sense of humor we men go bald early and then the hair starts to grow out of every krevace/hole what ever you wan't to call it ears,noses,eyelids ....i look like that dude from the geico comercials ....

    I've alway thought it would be so much cooler if male pattern baldness was reversed. You start losing your hair on the sides of your ead and the base of your neck and it starts working up to the center of your head. That way, when you're 60, you have a big ol' silver mohawk and nothing else!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Sounds like Dunk has been putting it in that "dirty" place


    Detroit?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I've alway thought it would be so much cooler if male pattern baldness was reversed. You start losing your hair on the sides of your ead and the base of your neck and it starts working up to the center of your head. That way, when you're 60, you have a big ol' silver mohawk and nothing else!

    yeah that would be cool he he he :D ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    josevolution wrote:
    yeah that would be cool he he he :D ..


    so Jose.....plucker or trimmer ?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Alright, I am going to do it....tread where I do NOT belong! :eek:
    I am the first woman to post in this thread and I have to say :eek:
    Some things are better left unsaid. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
    jamie uk wrote:
    so Jose.....plucker or trimmer ?

    i pluck i have to say i enjoy the pain of it all ,ears,nose something about that pain :D ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    josevolution wrote:
    i pluck i have to say i enjoy the pain of it all ,ears,nose something about that pain :D ..



    What is it about the pain? :o I find it incredibly thrilling somehow....I mean you get a good one, your eyes water, you go..."oh, that was great" :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    What is it about the pain? :o I find it incredibly thrilling somehow....I mean you get a good one, your eyes water, you go..."oh, that was great" :o

    I have a similar thing with incredibly spicy foods but not so much the hair plucking...

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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