I can't hear out of my left ear

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Is that a home made tool ?

    Or was used for something else at first ?

    ;)

    no it came in an ear wax removal kit actually. and ive had this thing for 10 years! apparently ear wax dissolves over time. lol........also, incidentally, it is the only item i have kept that my ex girlfriend from college (my "black" song girl ever gave me. so i am forced to think of her every time i suck out my ear wax. lol....for some reason i just dont want to get a new one though.
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  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    reeferchief wrote:
    It was so serious they got Q-Tip in to fix it? dang!
    I had my ears syringed earlier this year, what a strange feeling hehe, I enjoyed it.

    I LOVE getting my ears cleaned out! I call it "ear sex"...

    It's gross, but the first time I had my ears syringed by my GP, the thing that came out of my left ear looked like a cigarette butt! Eeeeewwww! She gave it to me to show my husband and told me that she uses that kind of thing to scare kids out of using swabs to clean out their ears (which I never did or do)...

    But yeah - wow! Is my hearing ever sharp after it's done! The dogs barking is insanely loud! I can hear them walking in the grass...
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    oh boy this thread grew! i cant WAIT to read all the replies i missed..... :D
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Update ----

    Aaaaaaaah

    I can hear a fly fart now !

    She mixed water and hydrogen peroxide together and blew it out

    It was almost orgasmic...I felt light headed afterwards :o

    :eek: WHAT??!!! :eek:
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i am an anti q-tip guy. always have been. i use this suction cup thing. works great when your ear is wet after taking a shower. plus its cool to watch all the ear wax shoot out of it when your done.
    please elaborate :D
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SENROCK! wrote:
    please elaborate :D

    Please don't.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I can hear a fly fart now !



    when a fly farts does it experience turbulence? Maybe lose its course of flight a little?
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Sprunkn7 wrote:
    Sorry to be so graphic. Actually, normal ear wax isn't bad, and yours probably wasn't either. Its when it has been sitting in there for years and people just ignore all the symptoms. I'm glad you got it taken care of and there were no problems. The MD is the only one to use the vacuum so I have to be more hands on. It can be daunting trying to get that stuff out with warm water and a bucket!
    If it came out in one visit it wasn't too bad. Its bad when you have to get a RX and come back in a week after putting drops in three times a day! Amazing how such a little thing can cause such a big problem.

    I also do hearing tests and have to make sure no wax buildup before putting the headphones on. Its very personal business!
    Salute to your clean ears!
    Oh yeah, I love my job! Really!

    I dont mind graphic

    More details the better
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh boy this thread grew! i cant WAIT to read all the replies i missed..... :D

    Don't type so loud !!

    It's hurting my cleaned ears

    :D
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I dont mind graphic

    More details the better

    yeah becuz like i told Black D last night, this thread cracked me UP but yet i was freaked and wanted to get my ears clean right away!!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    reeferchief wrote:
    when a fly farts does it experience turbulence? Maybe lose its course of flight a little?

    Depends

    If they have just feasted a fresh pile of poo....a lot of gas

    ;)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    SENROCK! wrote:
    yeah becuz like i told Black D last night, this thread cracked me UP but yet i was freaked and wanted to get my ears clean right away!!!!!

    Do it !!

    You'll love it

    It may change your life....

    :D
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Depends

    If they have just feasted a fresh pile of poo....a lot of gas

    ;)

    k THAT was disgusting!!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    SENROCK! wrote:
    k THAT was disgusting!!!!!

    Hopefully you haven't just had breakfast !!!
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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    go to health food store there are these wax candles that you can light which go into your ear which draw the crap out of it! ICKY


    Its called Ear Candling...


    :rolleyes:
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    go to health food store there are these wax candles that you can light which go into your ear which draw the crap out of it! ICKY


    Its called Ear Candling...


    :rolleyes:
    http://www.wallysnatural.com/how_to.html

    I cannot be trusted around an open flame ;)

    My wife gets scared when I light my cigars
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    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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