The Journey of a Man

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.


When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.


In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.


When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.



When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.


When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.



I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    : signing up : Can I have an application please?
    Nice to know you.
  • saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
    Most guys start at the end.
  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and
    she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me
    that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.


    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.


    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.


    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.



    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.


    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.



    I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


    ROTFLMFAO... that is the funniest thing I have read in awhile... kudos!
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    Well done! I'm also looking for the same...
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

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    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • ChazzChazz Posts: 1,141
    polaris wrote:
    My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and
    she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me
    that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

    funny :D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    : signing up : Can I have an application please?

    You are first on the list
    :)

    This thread is useless without....
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    saveuplife wrote:
    Most guys start at the end.

    That is true

    I only prefer real ones though
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    ROTFLMFAO... that is the funniest thing I have read in awhile... kudos!

    The joys of work e-mail

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    OMG, is this a forward or is this true? This is hilarious.
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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  • Born.Mine.DieBorn.Mine.Die Vancouver Posts: 225
    This is so cute!
    :D
    Its funny how that happens isn't it....
    9/1/05, 9/2/05, 9/4/05, 9/5/05, 5/24/06, 5/25/06, 5/27/06, 5/30/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 7/20/06, 7/22/06,7/23/06, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 9/25/09,10/06/09,10/07/09, 05/07/10, 09/25/11, 07/16/13,12/04/13,12/06/13, 10/14/14, 4/7/17, 08/08/18, 08/10/18, 05/04/24

    EV 04/02/08, 04/03/08, 07/16/11
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