Ever Been This Drunk ?

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    Now thats funny. halarious
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    I don't get it... so he wakes up next to a fat chick, finds out he married her, and has a son... was he drunk and sleeping for 7 years?
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    haha, sick!
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    that's fucking hilarious :D
  • cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
    my wife said if i dont get her another beer she is going to stab me in the face.............

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    my wife said if i dont get her another beer she is going to stab me in the face.............

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................

    that's the line that go to me too.....i'd drive anything in any condition to avoid being stabbed in the face....:D:D
  • cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html


    Now we know where Cory is...

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Love Nick Frost, but that 2nd vid is funny as hell.

    My wife is gonna kick your ass!
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    My wife is gonna kick your ass!

    is it illegal to cut grass??
    hehe

    not much grass growing on asphalt.
    Nice shirt.
  • There's nothing funnier than regretting getting married and being unhappy because your wife has got fat.
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,247
    There's nothing funnier than regretting getting married and being unhappy because your wife has got fat.

    except maybe a drunk hillbilly trying to take a leak while standing on a riding mower after being stopped by a cop
  • cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html


    Two weeks of hard drinking...

    that guy is my hero...
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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