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Something Every Man Should Not be Without

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What will they think of next ;)


http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    I want to know what you where looking for to find this :eek:
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    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    I want to know what you where looking for to find this :eek:

    LoL

    I actually saw a commercial for it

    I thought it was a spoof

    But low and behold....
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    What will they think of next ;)


    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/



    sign me up!!!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    sign me up!!!

    HaHa !!

    I "heard" Rite-Aid might have it

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa !!

    I "heard" Rite-Aid might have it

    ;)


    THATS MY DRUG STORE ILL HAVE TO CHECK ON IT
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Man-powder. It's about dang time.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Genius! I hate monkey bum.
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    of a sunny day
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I'm actually speechless....
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • NOyieldingCODENOyieldingCODE Posts: 129
    i thought this would be about fleshlights

    http://www.fleshlight.com
    You may have seen me:
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    Columbia 6/16/2008
    Bristow 5/13/2010
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    ill take one of those!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • NOyieldingCODENOyieldingCODE Posts: 129
    WhatsThisLifeFor wrote:
    i thought this would be about fleshlights

    http://www.fleshlight.com

    or more importantly aneros

    http://www.aneros.com
    You may have seen me:
    Cleveland 5/20/2006
    Pittsburgh 6/23/2006
    Columbia 6/16/2008
    Bristow 5/13/2010
  • NoCode_inMTNoCode_inMT Posts: 551
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    Will this work for swamp a$$?
    1998-6/20, 6/21
    2003-6/1, 10/25
    2005-8/29, 9/4
    2006-7/2, 7/22, 7/23
    2008-4/15(EV solo)
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    2012-9/30
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NoCode_inMT wrote:
    Will this work for swamp a$$?

    Yup

    I just dont think they could have named it that
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I'm actually speechless....

    See...girls dont get monkey butt or swamp ass

    You dont understand our pain

    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    What will they think of next ;)


    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/


    :eek:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :eek:


    We've all been there

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    THATS MY DRUG STORE ILL HAVE TO CHECK ON IT

    Ask the Pharmacist for Monkey butt while holding KY in your hand !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Ask the Pharmacist for Monkey butt while holding KY in your hand !
    hahahahahahahhahaha :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    See...girls dont get monkey butt or swamp ass

    You dont understand our pain

    :p


    not so sure about that one...

    I saw a woman on a bicycle just the other day with a huge stripe of sweat running up her track pants....and it wasn't raining out.

    I've never experienced it myself unless my entire body is soaked head to toe from intense exercise....as in you can literally wring out your tshirt from sweat a couple times.
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    hahahahahahahhahaha :D

    I used to work retail Pharmacy

    sadly..that wouldn't be the most craziest question !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    not so sure about that one...

    I saw a woman on a bicycle just the other day with a huge stripe of sweat running up her track pants....and it wasn't raining out.

    I've never experienced it myself unless my entire body is soaked head to toe from intense exercise....as in you can literally wring out your tshirt from sweat a couple times.

    Not to get too technical about swamp ass...but I always thought guys had it worse with the hair factor

    Kind of like armpits ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I used to work retail Pharmacy

    sadly..that wouldn't be the most craziest question !
    haha what are the others???
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    haha what are the others???

    One girl said she didn't think her birth control was working because the pill kept falling out ? :eek:

    One guy called and said the suppository hurt when he used them..we said did you take the foil off ?....silence...then..Oooooh

    I was in the pharmacy and guy came over and said do I have to take this with food ? I looked at it and so now why ?......he said because it has this little shopping cart on the box with stuff in it.......I said thats the security device !

    Drug Emporium had those security stickers on everything
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    One girl said she didn't think her birth control was working because the pill kept falling out ? :eek:

    One guy called and said the suppository hurt when he used them..we said did you take the foil off ?....silence...then..Oooooh

    I was in the pharmacy and guy came over and said do I have to take this with food ? I looked at it and so now why ?......he said because it has this little shopping cart on the box with stuff in it.......I said thats the security device !

    Drug Emporium had those security stickers on everything
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG TIME :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    WhatsThisLifeFor wrote:
    i thought this would be about fleshlights

    http://www.fleshlight.com
    ha... i thought the same thing!

    not that i own one...

    i dont...

    but i AM awfully curious :D

    anti monkey butt powder would be equally embarassing if found in my possession
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    a penis?
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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